Poets HELP...c/c this Nancy 'conspiracy' please...?

ahahah!

may I tell you a story?

When I was 14 years old I went to see my grandparents, I had made a pair of jeans with a wild animal print and a floppy hat to match it... I lived in my creations. My grandmother was aghast and took my hat and hid it, she said it would make me go bald wearing a hat.

When it was time to leave I could still not find my hat, Grandpa said here now, come with me and led me to a closet and brought it out for me, he had a twinkle in his eye and I stole it when he died... I have my Grandpas twinkle and my hat is long gone, but Yes... YES!

help me snatch that hat, please? as for anyone's dickies, I like mine made to fit ME so he can keep his... ahahahah

good morning

sorry

I have my moments

That hat once belonged to a dear friend.

I am glad it has come alight again

It falls on only the sweetest hearts

and renders them masters of poetic arts

No wonder Nancy wants that over her chin

Her mastery has been getting a little thin.

Just kidding Nance, haven't read ya lately, so how do I know?

Lol double kidding!!

Stealing is not very nice.

Nancy should be ashamed of herself.

The stores are full of hats.

Tell her to go buy one.

In Saudi Arabia they would cut off her hands for stealing a hat.

:P

Your new avatar is enticing and mysterious.

The hat is at the perfect angle, with just the right amount

of face revealed, and your hand, lifted to your neck, but not quiet touching it.

Very suspenseful and alluring. A subtle rebuke to one, who would violate your space

without permission or a "come hither" stare.

This would make a great painting.

I love your reply rhyme.

I'll doff my hat to you, If I have one

to queer question of yours about the hat,

I'd prefer more, not the hat, but someone

the wearer, who's mysterious, yes, somewhat.

No issue, at all, give 'em the damn hat,

your face, the crowning hair, you need not hide,

the world will find, in zero seconds flat,

that when exposed, such beauty is inside.

Yer cute even in yer jest and I want a way cool hat too, does that equate to a competition brew?

Not yet addicted to hats I could be.

I wanna find a dusty fedora

or have a plethora

of toppers to wear

yer fault my sweet ya just dared

wear it tight to yer head

or us goblins might steal it while yer in yer bed

My Stetson says 10 gallon hat

Pfft I tried, it never held that.

Oh and don't try the fake and switch tricks

like Kate Middelton, them hats were so sick.

LOL we're gunnin for ya sweets

yer Zorro hat is way a treat.

Oh yeah there was that guy, the mad hatter

I think his top hat was tight and made his head fatter

Your hat looks very glamorous pandora , I'd like to go on a shopping trip with you I love trying on hat's

Nice :)

Nancy has always been partial to hats Pandora, so you are gonna have to be careful, but I won't be joining in if you start a tug of war with it! I'll be the ref

Psst... Nancy is so tiny she doesn't cast a shadow. That means she can slide under your door, grab your hat and be gone before you know it. Sorry, Pandora, only way Nance won't get it is if you put it in a safe. Maybe you can find another hat? (Hey, Nance, Pandora thinks I'm kidding.)

So this is what :"Hang onto yer hat!" is all about. Have to agree with the consensus...Nanc is tricky AND motivated! ;) :"Hang onto yer hat!" LMBO

And Beth...who YOU kiddin'?!? I have never in my life seen a cuter red plaid earmuff built in tattered ol' hat than when it's on that cute li'l haid! ;)

Good luck Pan,

glad t'he'p if I can! ;)