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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

The wood chuck must have extremely large teeth and a large tail.

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago
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    As the wood chuck starts to chuck wood, the guy sleeping near the wood that the wood chuck is chucking would have gotten up and shot it with a pistol. Therefore the wood chuck chucked very little wood

  • ?
    10 years ago

    A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood XDDDD

  • TitoBob
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    My hat's off to you for such an original question. Nobody has asked this question in the last, oh, day or two. However, the question is moot, because woodchucks can't chuck wood to save their lives. Too bad.

    Source(s): I have dedicated my life to the study of woodchucks.
  • Mads
    10 years ago

    A lot of wood

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  • Tit for Tat
    Lv 6
    10 years ago

    a wood chuck would not chuck wood if he could get a beaver to do it for him

  • ???
    10 years ago

    At once I think 10? o.o

    Maybe 1000 times continuous? O_O

  • ?
    Lv 6
    10 years ago

    What Aaron said. o.0

  • darkside of the chicken
    10 years ago

    as a saiyin elite it cant do anything like me!

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    A lot =)

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