Do you accept the Christian God's apology?

What... :) You shouldve recorded that...Im christian I wouldve wanted to see that

I think this story is fiction. You took time to compose that speech and if you had given it on the spot you wouldn't remember it all long enough to write it here. I also don't think you would be that rude to a friend when you are a guest, nor do I think that many Christian camps would be rude enough to a guest to put them on the spot about what they believe.

About your essay:

First your religious education is abysmal. An atheist should have a basic knowledge of religions as cultural literacy, just as a fundamentalist should have a working knowledge of evolution. Your speech is supposedly addressed to the Christian God yet it contains references to jihad(Islam), suicide bombers (Shinto and Islam), and people who fly into buildings (Islam).

I don't think I have the space to take your essay point by point, but I will hit the high points:

1)The point you are right on is self righteous people. However, to assume all Christians are self righteous is no less a stereotype than assuming all atheists are immoral.

2) Evangelism and Proselytism: ("televangelism . . . billboards and bus signs . . . the people who knock on your door every weekend, and the posters and the park benches, web pages and fliers")

What you are really attacking is the freedom of speech. You have no trouble posting your opinion of God on this site, in a deliberately inflammatory manner. Yet, no one should approach you with their opinion. This is a double standard.

3) "I apologize on behalf of my followers who try to control who can and can't get married"

Reality check: It isn't the Christians who are trying to change marriage laws. Christians are trying to maintain the old law which dates back to before America was Europeanized.

4) Slavery and Women's Rights: Christianity has traditionally been in the forefront of human rights. Even today the Christian countries are stronger on minority rights, women's rights, and etc than the non Christian countries. China is officially atheist. They kill their baby girls. America is Christian. They adopt hundreds of girls from China to save their lives. There are a million more examples throughout the world.

5) Hell: Your ideas of Hell are completely un-biblical. I know where they come from, and I know "Christians" who promote them. However, like jihad, they have nothing to do with the Christian God. Read the book before you critique it.

6) Scientific progress. Your views here are laughably ignorant. Have you ever read creation science (just to know what the other side thinks)? You have not. You know that your theory is right, even if you have to change thedefinitionn of the English word 'theory' to protect it. Evolution is no more factually supported than Creationism. It is a philosophical premise that was written by a theologian. Even by the standards of the nineteenth century it is not scientific. Until you have read creation science and can answer actual arguments, don't publish your ignorance abroad.

7) Bad things happen. This is the result of God letting people live under the leadership they chose. If humanity had obeyed God this would not have happened.

8) Brainwashing: that goes both ways. You have not studied yourpositionn and reasoned it out. You are merely trumpeting the thoughts of other atheists from the internet, etc. There is not one original thought in your essay. So as self-righteous as you feel about your intellectual superiority, you aren't thinking things through by unquestionably supporting atheism any more than your imaginary friend and her camp-matess had thought through their belief in the Bible.

I too refuse to read all that, but God does not apologize for anything, nor does he need to! All the bad stuff in existence can be traced back, eventually, to man's separation from God, and the free will we gained as a result.

I am not reading all of that

God does not have to apologize. You must repent and accept God

repent now and join a Catholic church...join RCIA...It already started in sep

lol...no you did not go up there and say that. liar.

im athiest too, but not fanatic about it like u. if people like christianity and it makes them happy leave them alone. are you so miserable that you want everyone else to be too? live and let live

Who is going to read all this mumble jumble from you. God owes no one an apology ever ever ever. You would be better off talking to your ***.

You must be really proud of yourself... considering you've already posted this exact same question.

tl;dr

God doesn't need to apologize to us, we are the ones in the wrong.

You should show them this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ