Will you join me for a celebration, of sorts?

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Come on in and leave your coats wherever you can toss 'em.
Dinner will be ready soon, I hope y'all like possum...?
Hiram supplied the main course, he's a mighty hunter
(though his method of making the kill? Ya gotta wunter.)
Funky Monkey brought mashed bananas insted of potatoes, how nice!
Dallas, Doe, Beth and Pandora are the ones to add the spice.
Buk has sausage for the stuffing; Hiram, quit telling him to stuff it!
Here comes Sue, y'all be good or she'll knock ya off yer tuffet!
Nonny's here well look at that, his white hair streaked with day-glo.
Shultzie walked all the way here, not phased by conditions sub-zero.
IWMD should be here with zuccini, and other phallic squash.
(Those medium-sized vegetables I won't forget to wash)
Now I hope you don't mind buffet-style, this party is not that fancy.
While you wait, perhaps we can coax a story out of Nancy.
I decided against letting Bannibal carve the main course;
I'm gonna use a light saber, and perhaps the Force.
Hope you like my fushia apron, given to me by Mizzy;
if only she, Sin and Ducky would show up (and also, Lizzy)
Now please everyone, attention, let's welcome the Unknown Soldier;
I'm awfully glad he's here but I can't rhyme anything with soldier.
Crimson Ark is lurking in the darkest corner of the room,
so don't anyone have a heart attack when he jumps out and goes BOOM.
Ben Allan sends his regards but he doesn't think he'll show,
that would make this day a very memorable one for me, though.
Thomas and Rayven are arguing over which one will say grace-
I think we can agree to let them each speak, put away that mace.
My dear friend James is house DJ and he's mixing up some beats;
I know everyone will soon be dancing in their seats. 
Now you see I could go on and on but I have to do a tofu entree,
because quite a lot of these folks are vegan, and i am getting carried away...
Questor and Fredric are reciting poetry so romantic the girls will swoon,
and Bad Hair Day Puppy is slurping his gravy up(he can't hold a spoon)
Gene Bourne is showing up after Night falls because he is bringing Vlad;
keep your neck-scarves on my friends, trust me you'll be glad.
I am going to end this Thankgiving moment with arrival of my dear friend-
everyone cheers at the arrival of dear, sweet Yesu Ben.....

I am counting on you all to add those who got left out ...
as I write this names keep popping into my head, Mystical tales, Billy Smith, Rosa, Gemini Singer, YaOdA that Haiku Hoe, Autumn Lover, Oh and Coop366, Glow Wings two old contacts that I recently rediscovered, Give It My Best, What'sIt2U, Any Other Heart, Madame....Ummm, whatever she is Mme of today, ProjectNyu,Saving Us, Storm

wait, I said I was going to leave it up to you to add the rest and Happy Thanksgiving to all of you, I love you guys!

FunkyMonkey · Accepted Answer

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5 ft 7 Texas Heaven · Answer

I'd like to see Cassie stroll in, and some above I don't know, but the bigger the better. What a wonderful gathering.

This is fantastic sis, what a great effort for today, I thought when asked I'd enjoy it and have.

I was asked to make the stuffin, and I don't do meat,
but there was so much other stuff what a treat.
I had to pass though, on the boiled beets
The bird was huge, 11 there were to sit and eat
then after, some football, and propping up feet
others dropped in which was kinda neat
for the tater pies, golden and sweet
this Thankgivin couldn't be beat.

Anonymous · Answer

Turkey call-out for those birds left behind
Too small a slice, Gio, here, have mine!
Pandora and Tori and Libby I hear
Let's give them all some kind of cheer
Peter, grey eminence, arrives in a cape
Half of Yahoo under it, for heaven's sake,
BG is dancing in doorways as is Giggles
Shirley has brought the oatmeal cookies
(Girls and boys watch yer figures!)
Mtheory is here, with a letter from Mek
Caz is carrying an albatross round her neck 
Shultzie and Yidiot even Ian is here
Stealing purses as he brings up the rear.

Too many dear friends to try and recall.
Buk take the hindmost,
Happy Turkey* Day All

*Some will be offended that Turkey gets top billing over Greece today!

Love and viciousness for everyone.
(Do watch Bannibal with that knife.)

Rosalinda · Answer

Hi. Wonderful celebration. I was glad to see so many poets caring and sharing.   Happy Turkey day.

THE BANNIBAL ONE · Answer

WOW I am late for once.Picked up M-80's.
Happy splatter Thanksgiving.
May explode the turkey's *** just for fun..
Tori? Liz? Elsybeth?

Coop 366 · Answer

I am so glad I was invited, not much on possum but with road kill it is hard to turn down. It is aged and tenderized but it has to have one hind foot still on, you ain't slipping no cat on me.

? · Answer

It takes a lot of talent to roll something out like this.  Bravo! and Happy Thanksgiving to you.   I'm waiting for the crowd to show up and am thankful I didn't slice my finger like I almost did.   

I'm thankful to be able to come here and read fun things like this.  You're a wonderful writer, Lovechild.

Happy Thanksgiving, all!

PANDORA Πανδώρα · Answer

OMG...This is brilliantly funny, 
and I am so envious...in the nicest possible way...x

HH...TurkeyBird...rules just for one day...

Gotta bring BG, whose whatsits fill a champagne cooler
out of control they will swing as she dances the hula,
Questor will recite his sonnets to me throughout the night
I hope this party never ends, as we all get as high as a kite,
Cassie too as little sis has said, a sassy Lady, born and bred
who'll let her hair down, wearing Jimmy Choos in bright red...

@ Philip K Duck you're such a star
....come right in, with me you are,
....I promise I'll not to crisp you up
....Champagne and beer we will sup...x

? · Answer

Happy Thanksgiving!

(Honest- I didn't even read it!)

Anonymous · Answer

Heh heh heh, quack quack qauck quack .... I'm a gatecrasher.

? · Answer

I wish....sigh...I knew h......
I ate up every single word....
Happy Thanksgiving you all over there  <Â£

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