why does the westboro church fail at life?

I hope that westboro pickets my funeral......That means i would've done something good in my life.

They were hit too many times on the head as children so they are stupid enough to only believe what they're parents say (a few got out in time and just see how much happier they are now)

Yes...

Members of Westboro Baptist are probably the most asocial people on the planet.

There's a Church name over it.

To be honest, I think they're just real-life Atheist trolls. After Fred dies, they'll probably admit it. If they're serious, I actually pity them.

They are not Christian they are a cult that has extreme and anti Christian interpretations of the bible.

Eg

Westboro interpertation

"kill them"

Actual verse

"The sinners kill them"

Forced and deliberate editing. They take snippets and ignore the entire message.

Because they're a bunch of idiots backing each other's idiotic ideas.

Because their leader is the biggest, most infamous closet gay in America.

probably the same reason why you fail or succeed.

They don't because people like you mention them. So they are successful.