Is Crosby gonna miss 2 games everytime he gets hit?

nope.

Crosby has only been seriously injured once, the chances he will be put out for two games after every hit is extremely low, I do understand you probably posted this as a joke, but I think you may not have, so I feel the need to clear it up.

Ummmm dude he got hammered twice in the head last season, and I can almost gurantee you his brain hasnt recovered 100% from it, meaning any hit he takes to the head area will cause the concussion to reaggravate itself.

Concussions are an unpredictable thing, and not much is known about them- I'll give you a real life example though; my mom's friend walked her dog last winter and bounced her head off the ice, she was out for a few minutes and then went home seemingly fine (other then just a mild headache). Months later and she has no short term memory, she can't put together a proper sentence and can barely speak words, its that bad, and shes seeing some of the top specialists in Toronto for her injury.

Dont chirp about things you clearly know nothing about.

are u gonna be a dumbass and make fun of the best player in the world every two games he plays

Coming from someone that blew out a knee more than once... it is much better to be safe than sorry when it comes to that type of injury!