What happens if Satan doesn't want somebody in hell?

if you're into religion

you have no right to ask, you just listen

stop believing in fairy tales

if Satan is bad, then why is he punishing bad people?

Well, I thought I was there and got sent back here, I was pretty sure that HE said I had far too much Evil left in me to be wasted in Hell. He told me that I could cause far more damage and horrific trauma here than there.

But then I came down off my trip and realized that me dealer had not lied, that Acid was incredible, and also that Satan/Lucifer is actually only an imaginary being created by humans to counter balance the good imaginary being they had created first.

Once I realized all of that, I knew that I needed to get some more of that Acid soon but I might want to only take 5 hits the next time, 10 seems to maybe be a bit much.

Hell was created for satan an his followers not man

No where in the Bible does it say that Satan is in charge of hell.

because God is God and devil is devil. God holds the foremost to hell, devil doesn't, it is not his excellent to be sure who comes and who doesn't because he's not the boss, God is. also, he needs more suitable human beings to hitch him cuz that means that those human beings have rejected God, and devil knows that that doesn't make God chuffed, and understanding that it doesn't make God chuffed makes devil chuffed. follow?

erm... satan was banished to hell from heaven, satan isn't in control of hell, he would have as much say about it as me or you would

Well if heven wont take you and the the devil wont take yeah - I guess purgatory or you become a ghost. I dunno, there was this ghost story about this guy that made a deal with the devil and when he died neither side took him in and he became a ghost - well I think that what happens.

In Allen's "Deconstructing Harry" they get sent to Joy Luck, a Chinese restaurant.

Satan is not in charge of it.

oy vey