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Christians and politics?
In a small border town in Texas, A Mexican immigrant worker was out checking the Ranch for the boss, he was driving down a road that cuts through the cow pasture and noticed a man in a suit on one knee using his hand to drink water from pasture stock pond. The migrant worker quickly stopped, rolled down the window and shouted:
Hola Amigo ! no tomes el agua , el estanque Caquita de la vaquita
Which means: " Hello, my friend ! Don't drink the water. The pond has cow **** in it.
The man shouted back : Yeah Yeah "I'm from New York , I'm just down here campaigning for Obama.
I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The Mexican replied: "Use both hands."
6 Answers
- Not a MemberLv 79 years ago
Speaking of Monsanto Products (like Bovine Growth Hormone, Dioxin and Agent Orange)... No wonder everything is big, and dead in Texas.
- ?Lv 49 years ago
This doesn't make sense. Obama's a Christian (was that even part of the joke?). And Democrats are known as being more favourable to immigrants than Republicans. Lame.
- Idanre MagusLv 69 years ago
What is so horrible about this story, is that these people go to church, and never think that their behavior has any effect on how God is supposed to evaluate their worth.
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- Anonymous9 years ago
There's crap pretty much everywhere in Texas, isn't there?
LOL funny though
- ?Lv 49 years ago
I live in Texas.
When we say "Bless your heart".. well that's code for something too ;)
