Atheists, if you saw an unguarded baby eating candy in its stroller...?

I would steal the stroller and leave the baby and its candy floating in mid-air.

I would take the candy, eat it, shove a stick into the baby's eye sockets, pull the stick back out, suck the blood out of the hole it it's eye, reach inside its brain, pull out some brains, eat them too, get some sandpaper, cut the baby's head off by rubbing it's neck with sandpaper, taking the guts out through the hole in the neck, wrap them around me, sing and dance, wait for the mother to return, rape her, have a baby, put the baby in a stroller, give it some candy, repeat.

certain, that's why atheists are such ardent supporters of abortion. maximum atheists i understand have jars of pickled fetus, usually disguised in large markets below that's acronym pickled pigs feet. maximum do not understand that's the different meat. Abortion clinics are a huge revolving door for harvesting children for the atheist shopper. they don't truly worship cats. maximum atheists have cats as a back up for paper towels, dish rags, and bathroom paper.

Well I'm a bear so I'd eat the baby. Good easy eats.

I'd eat the stroller and then the guard when he or she returned.

I would find the Mom and question her as to why she has left a stroller unattended...

Depends, Zod?

What kind of candy?

What kind of baby?

I'm agnostic, but I'd most certainly go with choice 2.

No i'd leave him to see how long it takes for a pedophile priest to show up.Besides if he isn't christian hes going to hell anyway,right?

Just shows you how ignorant and brainwashed religious people are. Atheists don't believe in God so they must be evil.....