Zod

His insane ramblings would finally make sense as part of the cover-up. Rodman may simply not have had the opportunity to kill Jong-Un yet.

I am General Zod. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your lands, your possessions, your very lives, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live.

I've tried three churches in my town, but they all have gay priests. They keep saying "Ah, Men!" throughout the mass.

I think it went something like "And they'll know we are Christians by our hate, by our hate, yes they'll know we are Christians by our hate..."

Anyone know if these are the correct lyrics?

So naturally, I had to incinerate her. The girlfriend before her called me "The Flash". I much preferred that name. Are there any nick-names that your significant other has given you?

I was just telling him how awesome Skyrim is.

I am General Zod. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your lands, your possessions, your very lives, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live.

Did he laugh and mutter under his breath, "Next time, you're gonna burn."?

Nachos for the party?

I just received my first one from a Y!A user here today.

"Can you draw out Leviathan with a fishhook? Or press down his tongue with a cord? "Can you put a rope in his nose Or pierce his jaw with a hook? "Will he make many supplications to you, Or will he speak to you soft words? "Will he make a covenant with you? Will you take him for a servant forever? "Will you play with him as with a bird, Or will you bind him for your maidens? "Will the traders bargain over him? Will they divide him among the merchants? "Can you fill his skin with harpoons, Or his head with fishing spears? "Lay your hand on him; Remember the battle; you will not do it again! "Behold, your expectation is false; Will you be laid low even at the sight of him? "No one is so fierce that he dares to arouse him; Who then is he that can stand before Me? "Who has given to Me that I should repay {him?} {Whatever} is under the whole heaven is Mine.

"I will not keep silence concerning his limbs, Or his mighty strength, or his orderly frame. "Who can strip off his outer armor? Who can come within his double mail? "Who can open the doors of his face? Around his teeth there is terror. "{His} strong scales are {his} pride, Shut up {as with} a tight seal. "One is so near to another That no air can come between them. "They are joined one to another; They clasp each other and cannot be separated. "His sneezes flash forth light, And his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning. "Out of his mouth go burning torches; Sparks of fire leap forth. "Out of his nostrils smoke goes forth As {from} a boiling pot and {burning} rushes. "His breath kindles coals, And a flame goes forth from his mouth. "In his neck lodges strength, And dismay leaps before him. "The folds of his flesh are joined together, Firm on him and immovable. "His heart is as hard as a stone, Even as hard as a lower millstone.

"When he raises himself up, the mighty fear; Because of the crashing they are bewildered. "The sword that reaches him cannot avail, Nor the spear, the dart or the javelin. "He regards iron as straw, Bronze as rotten wood. "The arrow cannot make him flee; Slingstones are turned into stubble for him. "Clubs are regarded as stubble; He laughs at the rattling of the javelin. "His underparts are {like} sharp potsherds; He spreads out {like} a threshing sledge on the mire. "He makes the depths boil like a pot; He makes the sea like a jar of ointment. "Behind him he makes a wake to shine; One would think the deep to be gray-haired. "Nothing on earth is like him, One made without fear. "He looks on everything that is high; He is king over all the sons of pride."

(Job 41:1-34 NAS)

Here's an idiot test over the Cambrian Explosion.

How long was the Cambrian Explosion?

A. Approximately 70-80 million years.

B. I'm an idiot.

How many of these animal types can be found in the Cambrian Explosion?

Giraffe, Dog, Cat, Bear, turkey, goldfish, Tyrannosaurus Rex, iguana.

A. None.

B. I'm an idiot.

Pros:

4:1 girl to guy ratio. I had heard women tend to be more religious than men, but it was stunning that there were so few guys there.

Sexually repressed women=crazy in bed.

Cons:

Slightly lower than average chances of getting laid per pick-up attempt. (Sexually repressed vs. strong Biblical convictions.) Tip: Use the God is love approach.

Using this technique to pick up women just might make you the biggest douche in the universe.

Source: Worth It!

and all those who did not worship me will be tortured eternally, while all those who kneel before me will live in eternal bliss, would you consider me a benevolent and merciful being?

Why would your answer be any different for this "God" fellow?

How do you maintain a steady supply of fetuses?

(I refuse to drive all the way to California.)

Would you steal and eat the candy, or eat the baby?