Did Chimpanzees evolve from Ewoks?

Well, as we all know the Eskimos are Ewoks. People believe that humans evolved from Apes or Monkeys or something. They were wrong, everything evolved from Ewoks, Ewoks evolved from everything from Caterpillars to the Loch Ness monster. YES IT'S REAL **** YOU. But back to the point. Yes we have all evolved from Ewoks. Even you and that Guy hiding in your closet. THE END

No.

Because Ewoks were from another strain of genes. The chimps were stand-alones in their bout through the evolutionary process. Ask Dr. Carl Sagan. He will validate my claims. If you cannot get a hold of him try my old friend George Lucas, he will support my answer. Have a nice day.

Well, to answer this seriously i have to compare this to the fact that ewoks evolved into eskimos, and saying the chimpanzee evolve from them would be idiotic because people evolved from chimpanzees and that would imply that eskimos are people.

I always thought that Ewoks ressembled bears more than chimps.

No. Endor is in a galaxy far, far away. I see no way Ewoks could have gotten here.

No, because Ewoks are cuddly and adorable. Chimps are vicious and will rip your face off.

Ewoks? the starwars characters.... are u stupid

Yes.. yes they did