Christian women who have a spouse called to the ministry?

Time for both of you to communicate.

Tell your husband to let go of stuff and help you out a bit.

I'm not married to one, but I happened to be attracted to one. I always said I never wanted to marry one, because I would be too afraid life would be boring lol.

There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.

Yeah... in Bible times it was a diffent story...

God’s way to get a GIRL when a guy needs one (it may also be applicable to Lesbians serving in any Armed Forces).

Deu 21:10-14

When you go to war against your enemies*

(*enemies who may not speak your language, or wear the same skin color!)

and the Lord your God delivers them into your hands*

(*a SURE SIGN that God is in it!)

and you take captives, if you notice among the captives a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN*

(*she may or may not be MARRIED! In a Godly war anything goes, and this is GOD’S LAW!)

and are attracted to her*

(*never mind that YOU ARE MARRIED! Who said that Jesus’ warriors “marching as to war” can’t covet anybody else’s women? Well… maybe some moron Christians would)

you may take her AS your wife*

(*provided that no Army buddy of yours would like to have her too, or you would have to share her in Christian love or kill him because you saw her first! King David had Uriah killed to get his sexy wife Bathsheba all for himself, with God’s full blessings, of course! She became the mother of King Solomon, the wisest man EVER to set foot on this Earth, and also one of JESUS’ ancestors all through David’s sperm line –Rom1:3. There is no evidence that Saint Paul ever believed any “virgin birth” crap)

if YOU are not pleased with her*

(*i.e. if she turns out to be too frigid)

LET HER GO wherever she wishes…*

(*ROFL! She is not really “your wife” but a sex toy! MEN OF GOD are not allowed to marry just anybody)

Deu 7:1-4

...thou shalt utterly destroy them; shew NO MERCY unto them: Neither shalt thou make marriages with them...*

(*most Christians today totally reject the Jewish OT Bible because it is detrimental to their faith!)

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ANY MAN OF GOD has plenty of other options. They can BUY a little girl from a set of God loving parents breeding girls for sale, without having to date any of them!

Exodus 21:7-8

"If a MAN SELLS his DAUGHTER*

(*a routine SELLING DAUGHTERS into any kind of slavery!)

as a SLAVE, she is not to go free as male slaves do. If she does not please the master who has selected her for himself*

(*i.e. AFTER they abused, raped and beaten her to a pulp for being too frigid or a bit rowdy)

he must let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to foreigners*

(*no Christian guy in America would buy her)

because he has broken faith with her*

(*she didn’t turn out what he expected. Can you imagine the SLAVE GIRL’S fate if her GOD LOVING daddy doesn't want her back?)

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Christians know how to interpret or totally ignore any Holy crap in the Bible.

If you are short of money to buy a girl, you can always be a predator at a PURITY BALL PARTY, watching the girls do some Christian Rock dancing, and grab for yourself anyone that you wish to have for a sexual partner/wife!

God allows his MEN this original pleasure!

No silly dating necessary… that's how the Horny Virgin Mary got pregnant, she never dated God the Holy Ghost!

She was obviously abused by the virtual Holy Pimp Saint Gabriel into letting the Holy Ghost come upon her in the missionary style, of course (Luk1:26-35).

Judges 21:23

So that is what the Benjamites did. While the girls were dancing, each man caught one and carried her off to be his wife…*

(*some guys had to fight and kill each other for the same girl, but it was worth it!)

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Nicer Christian guys use the option of “WAITING UPON THE LORD” for his next round of wife re-distribution.

Jer 8:10

Therefore I*

(*God, not Satan but GOD!)

WILL GIVE THEIR WIVES*

(*God does it as a routine!)

TO OTHER MEN*

(*throughout the Bible stories, wives with poorly performing husbands are always hopeful AND ALERT that God would give them a new stud for a sex partner; God added a whole bunch of ladies to King David’s collection of wives that way -2Sam12:8-12)

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God is staffing Heaven full of all kinds of PROSTITUTES, including the RIGHTEOUS Palestinian PROSTITUTE Rahab, she became a heroine of the Christian faith! (Heb11:31,Jam2:25).

Mat 21:31

Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth*

(*NO BULL CRAP!)

…the PROSTITUTES*

(*including gay and Lesbian harlots)

are entering the Kingdom of God *

(*BEFORE Jesus’ crucifixion)

ahead of you*

(*poor Jews!)

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Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what we are told.