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Are all atheists so humorless and concrete as a Soviet hotel?

Or does Yahoo filter them?

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    yes havent you noticed us around- absolutely all - no I really mean all - atheists have long grim faces its because we sleep in coffins wear black dirty clothes and only eat boiled cabbage - Also we all have pity parties and get maudlin and want to die because we havent got such a wonderful sense of humour as your good self.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    This Russian drunk walked into a hotel bar and ordered a glass of pasteurized milk. The bar tender turned to him and says, " Bricks and Mortar friend".

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Only the most brainwashed pious fundie would not have fun in my company.

    Fun and die is an appropriate description for a theist.

  • C T
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    Ya neeznaiyou neechevo!

    Actually, the atheists I know are pretty smart, ordinary people. I disagree with them as a Christian, but they challenge my faith. I like that.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I had a *lot* of fun in a Soviet hotel...

    Don't judge a book by its cover :)

    Peace.

  • 9 years ago

    Whats the diff between god and a picture of god? it only takes one nail to hang the picture. That is pretty humor ful! and guess what? im athiest!

  • 9 years ago

    I get plenty of chuckles when I make jokes. I'm an ATHEIST and a FEMALE. gasp!

  • mr M
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Yes. They are as frigid as Andrea Mitchell with an aspirin between her knees.

  • Mike
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    That was one bad joke. Are you Dane Cook?

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    This is so dumb...you have to be christian

    @ Bill 42...very funny...but I think it probably when over his head!

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