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Lionel1020

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Hi one and all, I came to France to study culture in Paris. As this course is quite short (not much culture apparently) I am therefore left with a lot of free time. Skip reading through the posts here I was glad to note you were all nutters, so I could feel quite at home here. Coupled with the fact that the average IQ here must be around minus 200 (on the Absolute Scale) I thought it very unlikely that you would notice my spelling mistakes. My interests include: Space travel, conquering worlds, enslaving peoples, hacking, cracking, slacking and knitting. On a side note if anyone has a sister who is young, presentable, willing, fertile, has lost her voice and owns a pub, I would be interested in meeting her. (Please do not mention this to my wife.) My dislikes include :Pimps,hags, bags, wags, slags, nags people who come from Lyon or Exeter and anyone under 4ft.