What would christians wear around their necks if....?

Does that mean vampires would run from ball gags?

Lenny Bruce already made this joke about 40 years ago, saying that if Jesus had been born in the 20th century, Christians would be wearing little electric chair necklaces.

Anyway, if you string up a bunch of miniature ball gags, you'd get a rosary, right?

They would probably wear a ball gag. Or a ball gag around metal testes on a necklace.

Thank God

SORRY .. Goodness !

Thank Goodness, that Jesus wasn't stoned to death.

Imagine having to lug a bag of rocks around all day.

1 Corinthians 1:18 For the word of the cross is folly to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.

Probably a picture of your mother's vagina. That or a photo of her with the milkman's tool in her mouth. Since you asked.

They'd wear depictions of evil atheists, witches, and those darned homosexuals being burned at the stake.

They're such nice people you know.

then all Christians probably have to wear butt plugs

Lol, you have a twisted mind.

sick, just sick