Trisha W

So the reason Christians wear a cross is to symbolize Jesus dieing on one.....What would they wear if jesus had been used as a gimp and was violently raped to death?

I want to play a christian at my office costume party.

Does this sound convincing to you all when i say it

"PRAY"

i really really want to be a christian at this party, so i hope this sounds right

thanks in adavance

When the aliens descend on earth...because they will find us first....what happens when they beleive in other gods than the religions here on earth. I for one believe only in SCIENCE, but theoretically speaking

What happens to all you religious types when an alien race beleives in something different all together. YOur god, Your jesus, Your mohammed.....they dont exist to them...dont tell me your god is the same as their god, because evn you religious types only talk about god creating our earth......so what then?

What would christians wear around their necks if Jesus died from Ball Gag Torture instead of dying on the cross?

1st...I am an athiest, humor me, its my choice not yours.

Ok so just curious. I've tried coin flipping, darts, having my dog pick......who does "God" have winning the NCAA Tournament

Since i've always finished last or near the bottom of my office pool, i thought this year i would ask the religious "know it alls" here on answers. So go ahead and tell me what your "all knowing" god has winning the tournament......dont need the whole bracket......just the final four.......i can fill the rest in from there......thank you in advance.

** as a control to this experiment i will have my dog pick a bracket, my neighbor's 3 year old son, and my 14 year old daughter (who doesnt know the difference between basketball and hockey)****

Now go outside and do something creative

Go plank on something!!!

QUICK!!!!! Everyone look busy!

Just looked outside, 73 degrees, clear skies, slight breeze, no earthquake damage, no lifeless bodies lying on my sidewalk, looks like the rapture got postponed due to weather or something.

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One of the main sources of proof that Mr. Camping uses for his mathematical predictions is what he calls simple math. According to him it will be 7000 years since god flooded the earth, but to god 1000 years to us is 1 year to god.

So The "first" go around when god flooded the earth, didnt he tell Noah and his wife jane that he was flooding the earth for 40 days and 40 nights?

So by Campings math, Noah and his wife jane were on the Ark for 40,000 years?

Not that I really care, I am just trying to figure this loonball's math out, because like everything he says, it turns out to be false....

Never fails, as I'm eating my way through a box of goobers, there is always at least one raisinet in there.