How come the US Secret Service ain't allowed to get little nookie on the side?

because the lady might be bugged or worse...be part of a soviet K.G.B or something like that...think about it

My father consistently beloved massive words. a lengthy time period in the past I requested my dad, "What does 'nookie' propose?" [deep voice] "Consensual intromission." He held up 3 palms: [deep voice] "The experience is transitory, the economics are exorbitant, and the region is ridiculous." it will be years earlier I discovered what he develop into speaking about. Politics. I realized some thing else, too. "Nookie" is relaxing... to assert, I propose. existence is about having relaxing. Nookie.

Because they're suppose to be professional.

The Republicans are a bunch of bible thumping hypocrits.

DONTFEAR: I remember that song from a movie or TV show but cant recall which one.

They are allowed, but not while they're on assignment in a foreign country.

How would that look to the public if it got out? Most of these guys are married, and what if they got aids, like Magic Johnson (for example) from screwing around with whores? The ones who're not married, would have a slimmer chance at getting a ''good'' wife if this got out and went public also. They know if they want to screw with whores as you call them, they can always quit the secret service. There would always be better ''men'' to take their place in a heart beat.

I'll BET Mr. I'm going to give you change was getting his share too.

There's a man who leads a life of danger.

Everyone he meets he sees a stranger.

With every flight POTUS makes, another chance he takes.

Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.

Secret Service man

Secret Service man

They've given you dark glasses,

and taken away your name.

Beware of pretty faces that you find.

A pretty face can hide an evil mind.

Oh, be careful that you pay. You'll give yourself away.

Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.

Secret Service man

Secret Service man

They've given you dark glasses,

and taken away your name.

(guitar solo)

Secret Service man

Secret Service man

They've given you dark glasses,

and taken away your name.

Guarding POTUS at the Riviera, one day

Then playin'in Bangkok alleys next day.

Oh no, you let the wrong words slip while kissing persuasive lips.

The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.

Secret Service man

Secret Service man

They've given you dark glasses,

and taken away your name.

Secret Service man

-Because They're supposed to be "BETTER" than That... ;)