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I don't want to plan my trip to Disney or use google?
Could someone please plan my entire vacation. Tell me to the penny exactly how much every souviner cost at Disney and Universal and tell me EXACTLY how much I will spend on food. Will I enjoy the food?
I need to know everything about every ride at Disney and Universal. What does each ride do? How long do they last? What will the wait time be when I arrive? Will I enjoy the ride or will I be scared?
What will the exact temperatures be each day on my trip? I am terrified of humidity, bugs, alligators, and hurricanes. Do you think I will be ok in Florida.
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How much will my plane tickets be from New York or how far of a drive is it? Tell me how much gas would be if I decided to drive.
I would like a nice hotel room that sleeps 12. Has free transportation to the airport and all the parks and FREE breakfast. I do not want to pay more then 50 dollars a night since all we will be doing is shower and sleeping there.
Thanks
Wow, went right over some of your heads that this is joke. However, this is what a lot of people ask. Over and over again I look and thing damn why don't you just google it and you will find out faster then waiting for a response.
8 Answers
- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
No problem. It is always nice to help those unfortunate souls who are either too stupid or too lazy to do 30 minutes of search engine.
So, I have booked you at a spot on the beach in Orlando. Go ahead and stop by your local airport, where ever that is, and get on a flight. You will need 57.50 for food and 21.37 for souvenirs. (This is of course, per day. Let us know the number of days and we will do the multiplication for you).
Since I assume that you are some kind of special person like a teacher, I went ahead and paid for all of your breakfasts out of my own pocket
When you get there, call my brother Bob. He will be glad to pick you up at the airport.
Also, I know that people have a difficult time picking out shoes and outfits for the parks. So, please send us links to your outfits so that we can approve them.
Have a great trip.
I almost forgot. Since you will undoubtedly want to spend hours and hours at the outlet malls, make sure you bring extra suitcases. I mean, those same stores are not in every outlet mall every 5 miles all over the US, right?
Also, I just got word that we can now reserve weather at WDW. So, just call them up and let them know which days you want to go and they will guarantee 82 degrees, a light breeze, puffy clouds each shaped like your favorite Disney character, and of course no rain.
- AprilLv 79 years ago
I know you've mentioned that you are a Disney Cast Member. When I started to read this I thought you had lost your mind or were fooling us the entire time that you really work for Disney. Then...I started to realize what was happening, right before you said it. Very funny. I'm sure you're used to annoying questions & get quite a few at work, besides seeing them here.
- 9 years ago
I agree with lala
because once you answered my question and you said you work there
Hmm weird?
- LaLaLv 69 years ago
Uh....Don't you live in Orlando and work for disney? lol.
EDIT: Yes I knew this was a joke.
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- EscalatorKidLv 79 years ago
Haha, this is so much win!
You forgot "Where are all the ticket discounts? I only want to pay like 20 bucks..."
