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Joke , is it the perfect job ?

Fellow goes to the jobcentre to look for work and his adviser tells him that there is a job for a assistant gynaecologist in Glasgow.

He says "What does the job entail"

And his adviser explains that he would have to assist a gynaecologist with matter to do with females southern regions?

The fellow says " Thats' great! I would like to apply for that job" with a great big dirty grin.

The adviser says " Well you'll need to be at Princes Street in Edinburgh at 9am on Monday"

The fellow say's " That's 50 miles away I thought the job was in Glasgow"

And his advisor reply's " Thats' right but that's were the end of the queue is for the job is"

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  • 9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    It is the perfect joke.

  • 9 years ago

    Thats a good joke. I guess you can re arrange the Glasgow bits. Like for ppl who live in Australia can turn it into an Australian joke using our states instead. Like the queue was from Melbourne to Queensland lol.

  • 9 years ago

    That's a good one !

    Did you hear about the man who is emigrating because he heard on the news `There are thousands of jobs in Jeopardy`,, he is applying to go there

  • 9 years ago

    Funny.

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  • Laredo
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Brilliant joke and a very good belly laugh, thanks for sharing it with us.

    I also like the other answerer's joke about Jeopardy - deserved a thumbs up!

  • 9 years ago

    Sorry, heard it. But it's still very good!

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    hahaha lmao!!!

    thanks 4 sharing..gud one ;)

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