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Have You Discovered That Not All You Are Told is True?
Uh-Oh
She was assured by the nurse
That as long as she nursed
She could not become pregnant.
Not true.
Not true, I’m afraid
For Little Cats, too.
Great answers. I accidentally again wrapped my fingers in kitten poo. Ooh. LoveChild, FireCat, FireBat, when are you coming to pick up your godchildren? I can do only so much laundry a day.
It's a litter box! A LITTER box! Not meant for you to nibble at and then forget. *sigh*
So it has been with the men in my life.
Lapiz: post your reply as a poem. It is.
BB: I'm not one allowed in the secret society?
14 Answers
- ?Lv 69 years agoFavorite Answer
always check and verify, truth is a banquet used
to feed the uninformed
- Anonymous9 years ago
yes and that stands true in all of life. but i know a secret that i cant tell. Discovery will be on the part of those doing wrong. A female can get pregnant every 2 months and less if exposed to a tom. the first time she takes an exercise walk after kittens are born.
- ?Lv 79 years ago
Kitty kitty - purr sweet one - the mother cat has the cream
and spits at times to the kitties - her pawses are licked clean
there`s levels of human and levels of animal
yet those who purr loudest can turn amewsedly Cannibal?
Ignoring the rest of the litter`s a sin -
but purr kitty kitty and she just might let you lick the skin
of the cream
of the dream
of the lie
of some truth
spat from the tooth
of the bengal tiger
so figure?
- neonmanLv 79 years ago
At one point we had 11 cats on the farm as my sister would not let Dad drown the kittens. Mother Nature then took over when the wandering toms came by and killed the kittens. Always two bite marks behind the skull. Now don't go raging about males! lol
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- ?Lv 69 years ago
I go by the Venerable Bede,
and barely believe the things I read.
But when it comes to a pregnant cat,
I haven't even a clue about that.
- lovechildLv 79 years ago
LC is very promiscuous!
Now settle down everyone that is Adeline's CATs name!!
My cat Jinx did the same thing but was MUCH better with the second litter and I only had to do a tiny bit of bottle feeding on the two smallest that kept getting pushed out of the way. They sell some kind of kitten formula in little cans at Petco here because cows milk is hard on their tummies.
- synopsisLv 79 years ago
Nursing has some contraceptive value - in all mammals; but it isn't a stratagem in which you can place total faith.
Lots of people have trouble distinguishing between things which are broadly true and things which are absolutely true.
There are even people who have trouble distinguishing between what is absolutely true and utter bulldada. (We call them the Discovery Institute).
- ?Lv 79 years ago
I have learn that when it comes to medical (or veterinary) issues all that can be discussed is statistical probability and that doesn't give a totally reliable guide.
My wife and I have a degree of alarm over the growing number of cats here.
I hope you have enough good friends to find homes for them all.
Sweet poem.
- Yesu BenLv 79 years ago
and so she so and so
believing she'd be safe
pounded on tin roof tops,
producing strays and waifs.
- Anonymous9 years ago
How old?
Yea, the time I was told that she was 40 and she turned out to be 80 <AHEM>