If EVILution is true, then why can't a chihuahua have sex with a guitar and give birth to a bicycle?

My wife and I used to clean houses for a living. We knew this dog at one couple's house, whose name was "Gizmo." We had to change it to "Jizzmo," as he had a penchant for "sexin' up" a bicycle in the house's garage from time to time. So apparently, dogs can indeed copulate with bicycles. Ergo, evolution is demonstrably true.

Talk about stupidity...

A horse and a donkey do not share the same number of chromosomes and yet if you mate a male donkey with a female horse, the offspring is the mule. The mule does not share the same number of chromosomes with either of its parents.

The mule is a prime example of evolution in action and it is an observed FACT. The theory that applies explains how, why, and under what circumstance that happens, as if you don't know.

You not wanting to call the mule a product of evolution is your choice, but it ignores the reality of the world around you.

You've just been checkmated, mate.

TDs expected from the willfully ignorant and stupid.

Because a guitar is too big.

There is documented fossil evidence of chihuahuas mating with violins and giving birth to tricycles.

Yes, you make a very good point and people with your understanding of

evolution is the very reason why I am proud to be an Atheist.

Because that's not scientifically possible. That would take a miracle, something that only religion could provide. So why hasn't it happened again?

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