How would each sign react if...?

Aries: Well, this is fun. *Start repairing parachute*

Taurus: *Scream* So... HUNGRY!!

Gemini: Oh no! I left the stove on! *Scream*

Cancer: *Cry* *Scream* *Cry*

Leo: If I survive, I am so posting this on Facebook. *Starts praying*

Virgo: Reuses the remaining pieces of the parachute for chance of survival.

Libra: *Communicate with God* *Try and remain calm*

Scorpio: *Sings free falling!*

Sagittarius: I heard people survive these falls ...

Capricorn: *Flops around like a wingless bird*

Aquarius: I will hold out my jumper so I can fly like a squirrel

Pisces: This would make an interesting story.

I would love to skydive, or do that squirrel gliding like Aquarius would.

Aries sun, Virgo moon - I don't know my Mars .... However, I have an Aquarius rising!

Aries : i shall die with fun then.. Woooo hooooo!!!

Taurus : i shall miss those days...

Gemini : this gotta be kidding right?

Cancer : sh!t sh!t sh!t

Leo : Where's the CAMERA, i don't wanna die MEANINGLESS!!!

Virgo : i nvr thought this could happen.. Plan B.. Wait.. What's my plan B? Shhhhh!!!!tttt

Libra : #pokerface

Scorpio : Dammmiiittt someone must have done something with the parachute!!! Must be Aries!! Fuuuu yuuuu

Sagittarius : *#!?/#!&%! (All foul words)

Capricorn : no.. This can't be happening! i still have many to do down there.. i mean... No! Not like this!

Aquarius : calculating.. if i fall at... Hmm maybe if i fall at that shaft over there.. The impact would.. BANG!! X(

Pisces : this must a dream, it must be!

BQ2 : i would, hope that parachute broke thing won't happen, if it did.. The first thing i think would be you :/

BQ3 : Aries, Gemini and Aries

This is fun xD

Aries - oh **** I will fix it with no idea how...ups broken even more. Boom!

Taurus - I will fix it nanananan too slow - Boom!

Gemini - I will die ohh noooo, I wont die yeahh, oh **** Boom!

Cancer - Oh **** Im not able to fix it so I wont even try

Leo - well at least my fans will consider me as hero

Virgo - according to weather and place, I will fall on that cliff, so that will be painful, but at least wolfs wont eat my body.

Libra - to fix it or not to fix it, that is the question!

Scorpio - f*** this **** - there will be an reincarnation

Sagittarius - I wont die, it will fix by it self Boom!

Capricorn - o ****, oh ****! Why the f*** did I have been investing half of my salary if I die like this :(

Aquarius - well, at least it will be an different death than others.

Pisces - I will think about what is most important in this world - family, friends

haha, knowing the fact they alrady going to die.. :

aries would get mad

taurus relax and chill

gemini throws up all the way down

cancer whines

virgo gets numb

libra finds a balance lol

saggitarius moves like idiot

scorpio would kill himself

capricorn would just get pesimist

pisces faints and/or suicides

aquarius would just have a sigh

it's safe to say that regardless of ones Zodiac sign, unless they were subject to a lobotomy before the incident, we'd all react the same.