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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

"Satan himself is present at every abortion." My question then is: Is he a doctor or a nurse?

Best Christian quote of the day

Update:

Daft W. - I judge myself for laughing at your joke. Nicely done :)

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  • 9 years ago
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    Leading the protest outside.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    He is a doctor. He created humanity via genetic engineering using his DNA. He is our True Creator. He gave us what we call "souls". Christianity is a hoax designed to deceive us into turning against our Creator and feeding "god" with what we call "souls".

    Witchcraft is very real, this is readily seen in the actions of the church during the "Witch Hunts" and "Inquisition". "Witchcraft" (empowering the soul and using those powers to obtain what we desire) was Satan's gift to humanity. Christianity utilizes our gift into a system that benefits them at our expense. Proof of this here: http://www.joyofsatan.org/

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    LOL. Good line. And if you performed an abortion in Prague, would that be a cancelled Czech?

  • 9 years ago

    Definitely the nurse, the hot nurse. You know...to tempt the boyfriends...

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  • whoo
    Lv 5
    9 years ago

    Satan - He's in the heart of anyone who opens the door to him. Sin is the disobedient of God's Word.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Have you every had a prostate exam? Satan is a doctor.

  • 9 years ago

    Apparently God is present everywhere. Abortions, rapes, murders, you name it. Not looking good XD

  • 9 years ago

    Satan is your boogie man.

    Source(s): K.C. And the Sunshine Band.
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    No, your are wrong; satan is only in your head; you will have to take some pills to toke it out; it takes intelligence, but that's to much to ask.

  • 9 years ago

    Silly...the fetus!! Hellooo?

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