How do I conceal my Erection during TSA Pat Downs?

Which is worse? Experiencing a pat down with a hard on or their seeing it in the monitor? So, you have a "rod?" Surely, they have seen their share of those over the years. Besides, I am not sure you are patted down "there." If you are wearing briefs, no problem--just a good sized bulge in your pants which may be noticeable by others in line as well as the TSA staff. Now, if you are wearing boxers and your "rod" is prominently displayed, EVERYONE will notice.

If I were next in line and I noticed your boxer rod, I wood probably get one also from seeing yours. Then they would have two of us. Then, over coffee, we could discuss our "rods?" Some guys would not like touching their "junk," but I wood love to have that experience.

Other than wearing a jock, there is not much you can do. Other than have a wide grin on your face afterwards?

Just have a female TSA agent pat you down, and tell her that she excites you and you don't want her to stop.

Bless your heart - life is full of disappointments - and tomorrow is another day.

How about you just say, if you touch me there, I may explode?