Rich Fetter

I only see black people now in sports and I am a white guy, is there something I am doing wrong?

I have a friend and I want to send him so much junk mail that he needs two mailboxes. Any ideas?

Hello everyone, I have been in a long distance relationship for about 6 and 1/2 months now and my girlfriend and I have been talking about having children, I was wondering if anyone here can help me. I guess what I am trying to ask is What is the best way to preserve my sperm so I can send it to her in the mail?

I always had a fetish for for being pat down and I re-read romance novels that involve intricate descriptions on people of either gender being patted down in prisons and air ports and treated like drug traffickers I just don't want them to find out about my fetish.

Never had one help me yet. They are SOOOOOOO lazy when it comes to doing their jobs, I am ashamed to have my tax dollars pay for their glutinous lifestyles.

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I just cant stop crying I am sorrry

Hi everyone, my son is trying for his first race with his bicycle, it is over 2 miles long and I want to make sure he wins. So what I did was filled his tires with that automatic resealing gel and covered the trail with thumb tacks I got from dollar tree. All his friends do roids anyways so I don't see this as being unfair at all. My question is what should I watch out for that the other fathers may do as far as 'dirty tricks?'

I have acid reflux, and from what I remember about science class that Bases cancel out Acids, So I have been taking about 4 tablespoons of Bleach a day (2 in the morning 2 at night) and I think I may have had too much since when I urinate it comes out orange, since orange is not a natural color so I should be taking more bleach since that will make my urine white or clear cuz thats what bleach does, I upped the dose to drinking a 1/4th cup in the morning and night and it still is orange, not sure how much more I should be drinking.

Hello Everyone I am going to be trying out a Raw Vegan diet, It is something I wanted to do after watching Life Regenerator on you-tube for those who know who that is. I have been a vegan for almost four years, and a vegetarian for fifteen years and I always struggled with weight, I like my carbs a lot since it makes packing lunch a lot easier. Any ideas would be great, AND a bonus if you can find things that a meat eater like my Fe' would eat, I also do not like olives or mushrooms. Thank you for the help -

Hi, I have a 14 year old daughter and she weighs 407 pounds, we tried everything, but are at our end, she was kicked out 2 months ago for being fat, we sent her to her grandmother's house. I was wondering if we can still claim her on our 2012 tax forms as a dependent. Since she lived with us 2 months before being kicked out.

PS: She gained 32 pounds since living with her grandma, we are not sure how this is possible since her grandma is a vegan dietitian in LA.

My son has been gay for 15 days now, he says he has a "boyfriend" (who is 2 years older than him) and he "loves" him. His last day of school was "Friday", and I am going to try to send him to a "Catholic Church Camp," to try to fix him. I am not sure where we went wrong as his family, we have even tried talking to his "teachers" at school, who said "There is nothing we can do about your son being gay, we as teaching professionals cannot discourage their behavior or love interests between students on off school hours." Obviously I am going to be going to the school board to get them removed for not doing their job as "Teachers." So I am asking anyone here, how did you fix your kids from being a gay?

Hello everyone, I was searching for adds for an appartment and I see no cats and dogs, some say no animals at all, I found one that said no fish; but nothing on human centipedes.

The Human Centipede is:

Potty Trained

Mild Mannered

Good with Kids

I see no reason to not allow one in an apartment, but how would you know?

they claim that IRAQ had no WMDs but we all know they hid them. Mandatory Health care? I hear of life insurance being mandatory, more taxes, and our nation's youth voted for O'bama and they have no right to vote since the are kids, they have no idea what is going on with this nation of ours, all they want to do is vote for the cool black man, well this man aint stealing a TV but he is takin our tax dollars. I aint a racist but I lived on this world for 43 years and that time I spent on this little rock has proved itself cruel. and the reason? Democrats.

We found out he was gay, he is 12 and we are trying everything we can, We talked to a psychologist and a pediatrician and they both said it was normal, but as we all know it is not normal to be a homosexual. How do we cure him?

She also thinks my Goblin Deathknight is ugly even though a lot of people complement my facebook picture, I also run a guild on Korgath (Named Placeholder) and have like 900 members and I want her to be one of them.

Linken Park, Hawthorne Heights, Evenessence, Nickelback stuff like that

Serious answers only.

Can Vegans eat Camels?

Serious question here, I was playing a dice game and my character is a vampire, we were wondering this because my character used a baby pacifier as an anus plugging device and we wanted to know If people would guess it was a anus plugging device before being given as a gift to other players or as a joke. Thank you very much for answering!

What do midgets eat, I am having one at a party and I am not sure what to feed it.