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hey christians, is it awkward on your wedding night?

i mean here the two of you are having no clue what to do, and then god is in the room cheering you guys on cause he is just so proud of you virgins for waiting. does he then stcik around and say things like, "oh yeah, now that's what i'm talkin about. missionary position within the confines of marriage. oh god, i mean, oh me, i'm about to blow my holy load."

that is a ton of pressure.

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  • Mike K
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
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    Hello,

    Talk to most people and you'll find out that due to that long day with all the pressure and stress, hoping that there is no screw up on the readings through that the caterers will get it all right along with the party until 0200, most of us just hit the sack and crashed for the night.

    Cheers,

    Michael Kelly

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Our wedding ceremony replaced into very low key. We have been given married with relatives, had dinner with relatives and then went residing house to get the baby waiting for mattress. We did no longer choose a great wedding ceremony as a results of fact we knew we could be drained and under pressure afterwards, it additionally ensured that we the two ate on our wedding ceremony day as we've been to weddings the place the bride and groom by no potential have been given a great gamble to eat.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Was there a year earlier, wasn't awkward then, that was decades ago before people made such a major deal out of what's been going on for a long, long, long time before. People seem to be so insecure as to insert themselves in personal relationships just to spread their own feelings of loss or inadequacy. It's pathetic! Tell me, what did people do, before some genius invented the concept of marriage. I'll tell you, they pair bonded!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Wow, how you turn crap to more crap.

    You were a virgin once even if it was at, what?

    16? 15?

    So your hormones suddenly gave you everything you needed to know and now you are Mr. Stud?

    Since you do not understand why christians only have intimate relations with a spouse maybe you could learn why before you make fun of it.

    I have knowlege on both sides and know for a fact there is something to that way of being. Now that i do know both ways i choose the christian way to live by for the rest of my life.

    Educate yourself on the christian way before you tear it down.

    Source(s): Knowledge on both sides of this issue.
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  • 9 years ago

    A little bit, but not about the sexual part, just that she'd never realized that I sleep in the nude, that was a bit of a shock to her, she'd never seen a guy nude before. But she got over it when we got to the cuddle and etc. part of it. Had no problems with that.

    And, no, "god" did not put in an appearance. But then, "god" never does.

    Blessings on your Journey!

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    ya so proud He says to the virgins your time is short worldly things and I am going to give your mate another if my good graces feels up to it. God is not part of marriage worldly Child, HEAVEN has no home for this beast wisdom. Christan's were suppose to seek the kingdom of God out and search for his righteousness to be added unto them but they just shrug their worldly shoulders and love dead things, and that is all their marriage is, DEAD thinking God will give them another and another and another and another as widows can remarry.

    I asked a Paster this once, when you die, IF you die young will the holy father line another up on your beloved dead wife, he said if it brings him glory.

    Christan's are blind fools knowing only dead things and the world. if Christians are saved by grace, what are you to make fun of them? I can make fun of them because they have attacked me and love dead things and worldly things and think God lines them up in marriage, for he is so holy, he has many to give my wife after they die and all their ways are dead like Jesus ways are all dead.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I was a porn addict. If I'm going to wait after marrige she better have been too. She needs to be freaky.

    Source(s): God.
  • God, even laughs when the guy puts it in the wrong hole.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    God watches you have sex I bet he masturbates to it

  • 9 years ago

    No but your mom did.

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