Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, cadillac-driving welfare queen, what do these three things have in common?

I know the answer you are looking for but obviously you don't live around it. Looking at the HUD apartment parking lot behind my house I see 3 Acuras, 3 new Highlanders, an Escalade and 2 Lexus. I watch their kids wait on the school bus wearing designer jeans from Justice and I'm willing to bet they are all on free lunch programs. I guess you can afford those things when you get free rent and subsidized utilities.

With the exception of the cadilac-driving welfare queen, the other two don't exist.

They all live in an imaginary world with their thumbs up their asshole and have imaginary jobs making imaginary money and do nothing but expect everything.

People dressing inappropriately in the workplace.

The first two aren't real.

The third one is. It's called a democrat.

you forgot about how she buys steak and lobster with her food stamps and then pays cash for cigareettes and beer. because, you know, you just see that happen, right?

They must exist only in your mind.

They don't exist

They are black.

They are all bisexual.