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Spiritually Speaking: My mechanic is a heathen?

My car was acting up so I decided to take it to a mechanic the other day but, to my amazement, he started talking about COMBUSTION (that evil theory that was made up by the pixie lord) and he claims that it is how cars run!

Everyone knows that fairies power the engine of a car, I even have a book written by the fairies just for me that tells me that cars run on fairy power.

Yet that evil mechanic still insists that engines run on COMBUSTION! He even tried taking apart an engine to show me but I think it was just a ploy to confuse me with complicated topics.

How can this mechanic be that arrogant to think that he knows engines better than the fairies themselves?

Has anyone else had problems like this?

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  • King E
    Lv 6
    9 years ago
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    Somebody didn't take their meds today.

  • 4HIM- Christians love: Actually, he's making fun of Creationism and the way Creationists are wilfully ignorant of the scientific evidence of evolution. Sure, some of the Bible may or may not be historically accurate, but that doesn't mean the world was made in six days by a magical man.

  • india
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Hey, would you ask him if my spark gaps need to be re-gaged at this high altitude? I'm at right around 6300 feet right now, and my car doesn't seem to run right.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    wow Disney land emotions from a carnal mind

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    lol have you been watching tinkerbell too long

    your mechanic is a normal guy, you need to start living in reality

  • 9 years ago

    Analogy understood. Moving on...

  • 9 years ago

    way to make a good point. Way to go man!!

  • 9 years ago

    Obviously, you are making fun of the Bible. The Bible, because of the length of time it was written and what it is about, verifies with past history and fulfilled prophecies. For one, look at Isaiah 53 which foretells Jesus and what would happen to Him. It did happen. Isaiah was written about 600 years before Jesus' birth. The Bible contains 66 separate books, which were written by thirty six men who were chosen by God to script His words. This took place over 1600 years and the evidence is in the events and the purpose of the scriptures.

    The purpose of the entire Bible is to tell us about our condition of being separated from God because of our sins, God's plan to bring a Savior to die in our place for our sins, Jesus' birth, life, death and resurrection, that God's prophecy has taken place and about our invitation to belong to God as His adopted children through acceptance of Jesus Christ as our Lord and our Savior.

    The Bible is God's written Word to us.

    It was written by human authors, under the supernatural guidance of the Holy Spirit.

    “Above all you must understand that no prophecy of Scripture came about by the prophet's own interpretation. For prophecy never had its origin in the will of man, but men spoke from God as they were carried along by the Holy Spirit.” 2 Peter 1:20-21. (New International Version)

    Breakdown of the Bible

    36 human authors inspired entirely by God over 1600 years.

    66 separate books

    39 Old Testament

    Genesis- The creation of the world, sin, flood and birth of Israel who are Jesus’ ancestors

    Exodus to Esther- History of the nation of Israel

    (This is where many people have a problem. These books are concerning the nation of Israel and God's dealings with them and their enemies. They are not laws for us today).

    Job to Proverbs- the books of poetry and wisdom

    Isaiah to Malachi- Prophecy or foretelling of the future events to come. Some at this time, have already happened.

    27 New Testament

    Matthew to John - Four Gospels representing the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ now with all authority in Heaven and earth.

    Acts- Birth of the Church (The Bride of Christ)

    Romans to Jude - Letters to the Churches

    Revelations - The ultimate future plans for: The Church, Heaven, Hell, a New Heaven and a New Earth.

    Here are some Bible Study Resources for anything you may want to look up:

    http://www.biblegateway.com/

    http://www.ntgateway.com/

    http://www.bible.org/

    http://www.bible-history.com/

    http://www.answersingenesis.org/

  • 9 years ago

    no but I can gage a spark plug gap...

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