Do you understand what is truly a matter of great consequence?

Oh Shortcake I do. I do. I missed your question on Red Wing a few days ago and I havn't been able to eat or sleep for nearly a week worrying about it. That is a matter of great consequence. Oh Shortcake, people get all riled up about poverty, starvation and global warming but don't take a moment to think about what is happening in small towns in Minnesota. I have written to the Prime Minister requesting that events in Red Wing are covered in all the main News bulletins in the UK in future.

I can only apologise for my appalling oversight in missing your question. Can we still be friends?

Yes... what is of great consequence is the second qualifying final of the AFL premiership season this Saturady, where the Sydney Swans take on my beloved PRIDE of SA!

I tried to Google a quote from the Little Prince, but all I got was a bunch of essays to plagiarize.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, this is very serious indeed.