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do you want a halloween tale?

Halloween is coming!

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...

when behind him he hears:

Bump...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops

hope you enjoyed this silly story..hahaha

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  • 9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    As one casket said to the other "is that you coffin"

  • 9 years ago

    It's not the cough you're coughing, it's the coffin they carry you off in.

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    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    These days everyday is Halloween.

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    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    I laughed so hard I started coffin !

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    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    I heard that one when I was about 3 years old.

    It wasn't very funny then either.

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    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    LOL! I can't wait to tell that one to my grandkids.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Was not ready for that one. LOL.

  • 9 years ago

    Love that!

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    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    hahahaahha literally LOL !!

  • 9 years ago

    that was a huge undertakin' ..... LOL

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