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i have seen some cute and scarey costumes but the funniest one i ever saw was a grown man with a beard and mustache with his head in a little bonnet in a baby basket with a a little baby doll for hands and body....made me laugh out loud..

every time i open my cp the little box comes up and asks if i will allow wiki fin to open..i always say no...should i allow it and what is it?? thanks

my dog is 1 1/2 years old and she is overweight. i need a good quality weight reduction food..i have read a lot of the name brand foods are not good . can someone help me with this?? thanks

I have 8 checkbooks for various properties and personal finance. I need to keep track in them for tax purposes. I used to do it at work with quickbooks pro but at home I don't have a program...what would be a good one to buy that is fairly easy to use as I am retiring now and my memory isn't what it used to be..thanks in advance

I have 8 checkbooks for various properties and personal finance. I need to keep track in them for tax purposes. I used to do it at work with quickbooks pro but at home I don't have a program...what would be a good one to buy that is fairly easy to use as I am retiring now and my memory isn't what it used to be..thanks in advamce

i am so excited..i saw an original Vera Wang pocketbook on clearance for $58.00 marked down from $159.99..they had an additional 40% off..i got to the register and they had senior day additional 15% off and a special extra 15% off..so i ended up paying $23.00 for a $159.99 pocketbook..i never had this great a deal before..

how bout you any great bargains????

I FORGOT MY GLASSES

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my

time.

She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined

a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 69 years old and you're going to

start jumping out of airplanes?

I proudly showed her that I even got a

membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a

membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for

five jumps a week.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

i found this funny hope you did too..

p.s i am super gluing my hubbies glasses to his nose..hahaha

have to repay for the money it costs to find and rescue them..

they were told to leave days in advance but they chose to stay and then they needed to be rescued..

do they even understand what "leave it is dangerous and could be life threatening" means???

why??? i just don't get it...how bout you ?

the Pittsburgh Steelers uniform???

oh my gosh i hate them ...they look like a bunch of bumblebees on the field..

what do you think..

for or against

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/z5GRtUg8wcu4DDHz...

just wondering ..

do i make an impression on you

and if i do or don't can you tell me why??

a youngster asked a question about being old and not understanding it...

i remember this song by orson wells and it is such a great song thought i would post it for you all just in case you wanted to hear it again or for the first time..

i found it so very true..how bout you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awPNm2GWXSU

Halloween is coming!

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...

when behind him he hears:

Bump...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops

hope you enjoyed this silly story..hahaha

i really loved this.. he is so so good.. you probably already saw him but in case you didn't here is a clip of him

http://www.youtube.com/v/qNJ02rxaNrs

hope you enjoy it

i am...i wonder what foot will be inserted into what mouth..

when i boot up my computer it always asks "doe you want to allow wikifind ( i think it says continue or update) "...i don't know what this wikifind means..

can you help me??

when i boot up my computer it always asks "doe you want to allow wikifind ( i think it says continue or update) "...i don't know what this wikifind means..

can you help me??

i always wonder how some people that have nothing in life are so happy and then others that have it all could be so unhappy.

i got this little video in an email and i just loved it.. maybe it really does explain how to be happy..

what do you think???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfY_vbrQrDQ&feature...

I never thought I would enjoy our National Anthem being sung by a "hard-rock" group.

Lib talk-show hosts and comedians have recently criticized the National Anthem as being stupid, silly, too militaristic, and many more insults.

This band sings a version that will knock your socks off ... a Navy vet sings the lead.

http://www.starspangledbannerchallenge.com/

i loved it..did you????

do you hang it over or under...

mine is over and my husband likes under ..i am always changing the roll because he just won't leave it over..hahaha

a fun question folks not a real question..

i am going to get a new cell phone.. my son wants me to get the iphone but i am hesitant...

i was wondering what brand you have and how do you like it..

is it senior friendly or hard to understand..