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did you ever sign up for something by mistake?

I FORGOT MY GLASSES

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my

time.

She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined

a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 69 years old and you're going to

start jumping out of airplanes?

I proudly showed her that I even got a

membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a

membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for

five jumps a week.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

i found this funny hope you did too..

p.s i am super gluing my hubbies glasses to his nose..hahaha

Update:

hey did you kids see i posted

P.S. I AM SUPER GLUING MY HUBBIES GLASSES TO HIS NOSE..HE FORGOT HIS GLASSES NOT ME...hahaha

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  • Bob
    Lv 7
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    ROTFL!! Great one!!

    Just heard this: Did you know that diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your jeans!..

  • 9 years ago

    That is so funny!

    When I was first exploring options for my health care, a representative came to tell me of the one she represented. I told her I was not deciding yet but wanted information, she asked me to sign something, before I did it, I asked her why since I hadn't decided yet. She told me it was just to show the office she was seeing potential clients. Either she lied or was confused, I was signed up for I don't remember which one, too long ago. When something came in the mail about my membership I called immediately and said I have not yet made a decision. To get out of it, I had to go to the local office to sign papers saying I was leaving the program! Following that experience, I have tried to be ultra careful, I sign nothing that I'm not entirely sure what I am signing. Harder now since I cannot read a printed page. I make sure someone is with me to clarify things.

  • 9 years ago

    It is cute! I haven't signed up for anything in years that I didn't know exactly what I was getting into. I learned my lesson at an early age, when I signed up for lessons in cartooning. I was only not quite 11 at the time. I got mailings from that company for years. These days, it's much worse.

  • 9 years ago

    Yes, when I renewed on Classmates.com, I was automatically signed up for some anti-identity theft program. They were mighty tricky with that! Took me quite a while to get that stopped as I aready have that base well covered.

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  • 9 years ago

    oh my gosh that was hilarious.

    hey, here people do parachute jumping in old age, now I'm wondering just what they thought they were signing up for. lol (thinking about a former president).

  • Milton
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    With your choice, I have just one suggestion: Quit the club when your bag of quarters gets too heavy to carry!

  • 9 years ago

    No.

    I learned in the Army never to sign up for anything.

    And if you volunteer for something you didn't understand the question.

  • 9 years ago

    Wow! I hope you enjoy yourself. Now that I think about it don;t worry if it is old seniors sex for most of the old buck is like shooting pool with a rope.

  • S
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    LOL I got a good chuckle. I don't like to put my name on any dotted line. Don't trust people these days.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Hahaha, that was funny, I was going to say "Shame On YOU!" LOL

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Hell, I was onboard until you mentioned your hubby. Sigh, there's always a catch.

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