Why are Christians muscular and handsome like Tim Tebow and atheists are ugly like Michael Moore?

LOL

Michael Moore is a Christian just like the sexy Newt Gingrich!

Michael Moore just about grew to become a priest- he is very devout. Assuming he was atheist, though, he wouldn't stand a threat. Christian's are recognized for their violently robust rage assaults. . . . . . . Stupid Banana.

As His faithful servant, Tim Tebow is blessed by the Lord with many gifts.

A strong handshake is a sign of excessive masturbation. Conservative Christians have been conned into serving Mammon by the money changer Republicans. The Republicans have no intention of ever outlawing abortion. By promising to, like Bush did, they will keep conning the poor Christians out of their votes. And Mitt Rmoney has already said he has not intention of even addressing the issue after the election.

http://news.yahoo.com/romney-promises-no-abortion-...

It does kind of make you wonder...

If Michael Moore is so good at lying with a camera, why the heck doesn't he make himself appear better?

I'm guessing you look like Michael Moore's brother, then.

Michael Moore is a Christian and has a seminary education.

... that was checkmate? I could insult your intelligence so much because you, ignorant troll, bitched about looks. You sound like a seven year old.

Atheists: not sure anymore, I just know it's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christians: 0

Tim tebow is buff because he plays in the NFL not because hes a christian you idiot

Extremely simple! Because the Holy Spirit is not inside their hearts, and clearing up their countenance. The Holy Spirit shines through Christians; and atheists don't have Him in them.