Hey fellow atheists would you join a religion I just made up if I promise 3 things to you.?

AS LONG AS THERE ARE COOKIES INSTEAD OF CRACKERS I'M IN HAHAHA

What do you think we would give up our Orgies lack of Morals and the baby on the BBQ for some Lousy Bloody Crackers

Beware those bearing Gifts, The Crackers are likely that old even the Rats rejected them and the Juice is likely Vineager and years past their use by date. My Mummy warned me about people like you at least the Priests give Candy

Can the truly devout take a 2-3 hr nap? See, it would take me like 20-30 min just to fall asleep and short naps generally leave me confused and grumpy and sometimes a little sweaty. It's just not very nice. But 2-3 hrs is something I can get behind.

a religion involves believing in a god.....

you're going to have to come up with a new idea.

the graham crackers, juice, and nap sound very good.

rather the popular technological point of mankind has greater over the final couple of centuries with the business and digital and information revolutions. besides the incontrovertible fact that, the idealistic photograph you're portray isn't the entire tale. this would be a floor photograph. below those "eradicated" illnesses are resistant new varieties of ailment. We (mankind) at the instant are not the only species on earth to evolve; our advances have not proceeded without effects. that's the phobia of those effects which informs most of the Luddite persuasion and people who could have us halt technological progression to allow human psychological and social progression to get closer our prowess with craftsmanship and actual innovation. Then there are people who worry blindly, people who take emotional cues from religious texts and use them to justify tries to halt progression for no different reason than it provides a imprecise risk that's not completely understood. on an identical time as Utopia is a strategies from performed in right this moment's society, it is not homogeneous, nor would desire to that is. There would desire to constantly be a cautionary voice to offset the prepared futurists. besides the incontrovertible fact that, whilst the voice of unreasonable worry takes carry and advantageous factors a majority say, it is whilst issues grow to be shaky and frightening. a complicated situation, yet not one that is unpredicted in any enhance society with many layers. thank you for the question; sorry i'm not an atheist, yet I pop in on those all of the time, as few questions are aimed in the direction of agnostics.

take away the graham crackers and make it cookies and i am in.

Perfect!

I will.