Why do fat people tend to have beards more than skinnier but more defined people?

They might think it makes them look skinnier... It's easier to grow a beard than to try to lose weight I guess lol

Because fat men look feminine, so they try to look more like a man by growing beard

Because fat people gave up on themselves including shaving and exercising regularly.

Because they can pretend they're bears and thus have an excuse for eating a lot before bed and then sleeping.