Who would win in a fight, Batman, Jesus, or Captain Planet?

None of them. Only because I have a vegetarian lion.

I have never heard of Captain Planet. What happened to Captain America?

So let's say Captain Planet throws some rare earth elements at Batman. Batman will pick them up, use a device on his tool belt to configure the elements into a weapon and then use Captain Planet's own resources against him. Batman wins.

Jesus would just turn the other cheek and say something about a cup. Maybe he would build his own gallows from hemp grown on Captain Planet and Batman would set it on fire with a gadget from his tool belt. Then people will wear a picture of a flaming gallows around their neck and make the sign of a flaming gallows.

Batman could look to take the preliminary lead. in the past each thing it does no longer even look as though a good number of a opposition what with Jesus turning the different cheek. yet Jesus is likewise accustomed to some tricks including the thank you to neutralize the Batgrip and in doing so, create a non everlasting pause interior the action, in basic terms long adequate for Batman to start to get a sprint reflective and start to question no remember if in this variety of war of words possible fairly ever say there's a "winner". As their eyes meet, this is obvious that Jesus is familiar with and advise the only valid answer, "Verily I say unto you, enable us to the two walk jointly unburdened and be winners". And Batman can experience a starting to be enlightenment as he ends the combat with a dramatic drop his utility belt. of course, Jesus might have given him fairly a whack then, yet he would not.

I never heard of captain planet.

Probably Jesus, since he does not wear his underpants on the outside, which is a bit strange, especially if they need a wash.

Batman. Simply because he's the badass of the fictional characters

behold it came to pass that jesus whooped batman

That You Sheldon??

EARTH

FIRE

WIND

WATER

HEART

GO PLANET!!!