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When you open a new package of rubber bands, how many of them will be used for peaceful purposes?

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  • 8 years ago
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    OOOh look at him with his NEW bag of rubberbands, now there's nothing wrong with a little cheer as America steadily moves away from Recession, but there really is no need to be globally flaunting it and rubbing ours & the rest of the world's noses in it. & as for peaceful purposes, I'd hope all would be used as they should, - if you hide them really well, hopefully they could last you weeks,

    I'll pray for ya mate, I know how much you finally want to get it inside a woman, & I recvkon the 30 double wrap bands you were saving up for will do it mate & just think a week's sperm free underpants and you're finally be well on the way to tackling that masturbators flabby top thigh 3rd degree chapped skin rash you've had since puberty

    Source(s): Congrats about your recession news mate, and as your closest allies,you know, we really really really really couldn't be happier for you than we already, I could cry - such good news God!!! Now I got Timinator copying my answer virtually word for word, what a bastard!!!!!
  • 8 years ago

    Considering that the last question I asked on here was "Ever shoot rubber bands at your cat?"...not too many.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    All of them? So wait, you don't use your rubber bands around the base of your shaft to prolong your erections during coitus? Then why do you buy them?

  • 8 years ago

    I keep putting them around my junk in hopes of stretching it like the necks of the Burmese women using metal rings, the Kayan Lahwi.

    Source(s): Piling on the whole penile lengthening business.
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