My friend's penis got cut off while playing basketball?

Question

Long story short, so my friends and I were playing basketball and this dude Bryan, not really my friend, got aggro on my friend Thom and accidentally cut his dick off I guess. It must have been a really hard hit cause his dick got cut off and one of his balls fell out his scrotum. I didn't see it happen I was with my friend Nick running track when this went down. But what should we do, he's bleeding apparently and we have his dick we just need to re attach it at the doctors. Any tips?

Update:

Skinny - I live in a different time zone than you.

Update 2:

thanks everyone for the answers. hes been in the hospital, were gonna hear how everything turned out. needless to say tho hes not gonna b playing basketball fr the remainder of the quarter.

DaWayne · Accepted Answer

Bake at 450 degrees for 30-45mins.
Sever on a bed of rice with gravy or cheese sauce.

Anonymous · Answer

Never mind about telling Skinny you live in a different time zone - by the looks of it you live in another world - got his dick cut off and one ball fell out and you say "he's bleeding apparently" - my word, there's a surprise.... if that lot were true or accurate we'd have heard his screams here in the UK

? · Answer

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? · Answer

Lol this is dum im sure you wouldnt be asking this question if this was serious tho funny lol. I would say call the ambulance they should know what to do if this is really happening also how would you have practice this late at night?

Justin · Answer

Call 911 and keep all of the parts together

Anonymous · Answer

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Maybe a hammer and a nail should do it maybe some gorilla glue

? · Answer

Just use duct tape. He'll be fine bro.

Anonymous · Answer

just get some scotch tape fix it up

Barcode · Answer

Yeah - - - - right !!

? · Answer

No, he didn't.

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