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What percentage of your poems are worth reading?
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“You’ll never be a poet, sir!”
I’ve heard them often cry.
As if the thought had not occurred…
It has, I can’t deny.
“There’s nothing here for you to gain!
Your prospects are quite bleak.
You’ll break your leg on rough terrain
Or drown in Poet’s Creek…”
But still I dream of finding gold--
The nuggets left behind
By poets whom were not as bold
Or else were merely blind.
So, if I should offend your eyes
With certain themes and words,
Forgive me, please, but recognize
I’m polishing your turds.
new last stanza, meant to replace the stinky one:
I found some land and staked a claim
A plot of virgin earth
I’ll try my best and feel no shame
And come to know my worth.
10 Answers
- adeline_cosineLv 78 years agoFavorite Answer
I'm not much of a fan of poems about writing poems or poems about being a Poet, but this was one of the better I've read on the subject. Well-metered, nice rhyme, original phrases, and a great tongue-in-cheek recognition of failing to achieve sublimity -- a score to which most people who have ever scribbled words can nod their heads.
Then you copped out at the end with an in-joke.
I'd like to see this poem written with a view towards a broader audience. The last lines could convey a meaning deeper than you allowed yourself.
I'd call a balk.
EDIT: I'm thinking that you started this poem as a quick in-joke, then your natural talent compelled you to write diamond lines before you got to the original coal.
And, yes, you meant "who" not "whom."
And I have dismantled the altar to Cheezus Crisp based on your commands, and put up the poster of Our Fearless Leader. Then I wondered -- about your flock.
- skumpfsklubLv 68 years ago
Not a bad poem.
The question's fair---and, I suspect, the answer telegraphs how useful the poet might be in the critic's role!
I reckon roughly that one in eight of my poems is worth a second reading, and of that lot maybe one in four is worth a third.
One day I might write a poem worth a fourth reading, but if I don't, that's okay.
I MIGHT be able to nudge those numbers up a bit, if I were willing to spend more time in revision than I do. But I am not so willing; I got only 168 hours in the week, and I got purposes for 200 hours in the week. Somethin's gonna get starved for my time.
- P'quaint!Lv 78 years ago
In your particular case, I get this strong feeling that you somehow hold yourself back from improving! It's like you are scared to weigh your wings...the fear of falling being too great. You keep going round and round in the same rut. Use of slang words will NEVER help you. It can amuse a few fellows here but that's what makes your work kind of 'use and throw'...
Sorry to sound unkind, but I have seen you start off very well, then falter near the finish line...as if deliberately! Not doubting your talent in any case!!!
PS: I concur with Neonman and Adeline's observations!
BTW, use of 'whom' here seems inappropriate. But then, it could be allowed in American English...I don't know!
- ?Lv 68 years ago
About
Fitty pa cent....
Effum' if they can't take a joke-
C'monna ' my house,
take a huge toke.
Got prehistoric turds
churning in my rock
tumbler
as we speak-
should I make you
a pendant
to wear
in
the
creek?
Source(s): It's finally raining on all my gardens,so I am ultra happy at this time....amonsgt other things. - How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
- neonmanLv 78 years ago
About 1 in 4 seems to be the average for most, including the "Masters." As to Dave, why do we need your comment? Childish and immature. Obviously you don't like them, so what? Move on and post poetry not petty comments.
- PANDORA ΠανδώραLv 78 years ago
Not as high as some esteemed members here,
and a lot higher than, lets say the Parthenon...
- 8 years ago
I enjoyed this and the question until the final line, sorry
You coulda said things like
I was only trying to stir up your "Gird"
I only meant to skim the curd.
Oops I forgot. 50% might even be a stretch but I might get a "E" for effort?
TY to whomever for the TD, not the first and won't be the last.
Source(s): And one for you as well Dave along with a thank you. - william wLv 68 years ago
I enjoyed the poem very much, it's clever. Far be it for me to say you should switch the position of "words" and "t*rds" for a better flow(cough!). ------OOPS I might have just said it(am I grounded?)-----------------------william
P.S. percentages of readable poems is a tough thing to figure, although I personally try for 90% leaving 10% for the TD'ers.
- lovechildLv 78 years ago
I read Neonman's last sentence in his comments as' post poetry not potty comments'