Where do I find Jesus?

On toast, apparently.

Well, actually what happens is that he makes a call to you first. If you answer that call you will find him. If you don't answer that call you won't ever find him. If you don't think you have received a call from him, he probably thinks your so hopeless at this time he hasn't called you, or he may wait for a time when you may be more accepting to such a call. So it is first up to him if he wants to invite you, and then if you even receive an invite it is up to you whether to take him up on it or not. Without an invite from Jesus though it is impossible to ever really find him.

In your bedroom behind closed doors where no one can disturb you.

Open the Bible and start reading New Testament (Dont ask why new, you will find answers as you read it) and do it as much as you can till you find him.

It will tell you where he is, you just gotta keep reading.

Good luck.

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with Me." Revelation 3:20

Jesus is knocking at the door of your heart. He awaits your call for Him to come in and free you from the burden of sin.

If you will repent of your sins (turn away from your sins) and ask Jesus to forgive you and renew you, He is faithful to forgive you of your sins and wash you anew through His blood sacrifice.

For God so loved the world (You) that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever (You) believes in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

for God did not send His son into the world to condemn the world (You), but in order that the world (You) might be saved through Him. John 3:16-17

Hes not on earth.but good and bad news hes coming back.and the bible says the rebellious will be cut into peices.the chilldren of God will be safe.

hanging out at Home Depot early in the morning

You can read about a fictitious figure in a fiction called the New Testament.

its been my experience that WE first find repentance and faith and if we prove faithful, He comes and finds us.

as for finding religion, religion is all around, not all of it is true BTW, but nonetheless, its always there.

read your scriptures, pray often, repent of yours sins, have patience and believe some day he will come.

I seen him working at a wendys in Oklahoma

JESUS IS VERY NEAR WAITING FOR YOU TO ASK JUST THAT. SAY THAT TO HIM AND SAY, "WHERE ARE YOU JESUS, HELP ME I NEED YOU! I BELIEVE IN YOU. AND YOU WILL FEEL HIS MANIFESTATION COME WITHIN YOUR BEING. http://needhim.org/