How to tell real atheists from false ones?

How to Tell if You are a True Atheist

1. Go to an Atheist website, believe whatever they tell you, and do not question what they tell you or see if it is true for yourself.

2. Say, "There is no God!" then turn around and say, "God's a sadist!" and then try to figure out the logic of how God can be a sadist if He doesn't exist.

3. Read the Bible out of context. (Actually don't even read the Bible just cut and paste contradictions from Atheist websites and if someone asks if ya read it, lie and say you have.)

4. Claim to know for a fact there is no evidence for God. Then tell everyone the EXACT number of each tiny grain of sand there are in the ENTIRE world. Since if a person knows for a fact there is no evidence for God...then one would have to know everything...and if one knows it all...one would know the EXACT number of each tiny grain of sand there is on and in this entire planet.

5. Answer every question with "God doesn't exist!" even questions such as "Is it ok for me to eat bratwurst?"

6. Ask questions like, "Why does God allow suffering?" then accept answers that say things like, "Cause God doesn't exist!", etc. Make sure to ignore ALL answers that are thorough and especially ones from Christians.

7. Thumbs down ALL Christian answers...even if they are logically thought out.

8. Ask questions directed towards Christians...but only accept Atheist answers.

9. Tell Christians to give proof God exists, but make sure to ignore all proof that is given and then ask the question again a billion times and each time say, "There is no evidence for God. I wasn't given any evidence at all!" Make sure to ignore any and all evidence given in previous questions as if they aren't there.

So if a Christian posts...www.godandscience.org, www.carm.org, www.answersingenesis.org, etc. pay it no attention.

10. Ask paradox illogical questions like "Can God make a square circle?"

11. Totally contradict yourself and claim that the Bible is "a fairy tale and complete fiction and only illogical and irrational brainwashed morons believe in it!" Then whine and complain, "God's so evil! He killed all those first born babies!" Never mind if the Bible is a fairy tale and is complete fiction then that means it is not true and the first born never died and in fact nothing in the Bible happened.

"As a Christians, we know in actuality, there is really no such thing as 'Atheism.'"

So, as a Christians (sic), you're deluded. I'm a real atheist. I've previously been in a situation where I thought I would certainly die. Guess what? I didn't even think of religion, of any gods, or wasting my precious little time on prayer. If I believed, on any level, in any gods, that belief would have surfaced then. But no. Instead, it took me a good 10 years to actually think about what this meant in terms of religion.

So please tell me: how could I possibly be anything else apart from truly atheist? And if I can, then why not many others? And how do you guys keep on coming up with excuses for these blatant and obvious lies in your religious text?

<,. As a Christians, we know in actuality, there is really no such thing as "Atheism.">>>

That's like a 4 year old not understanding that you don't see or think what they see or think.

Of course there is atheism... if you don't understand that people can believe differently than you, then it's no suprise you've been so duped into believing mythology.

I can replace every mention of "Atheist" with "Christian" and the question still carries the same weight. It's the No True Scotsman fallacy except for some reason you're projecting it on atheists as if we even care to discern a real atheist from a fake one....how do you fake atheism? I know I can fake theism....but that's usually to keep my bible thumping family away from me.

Sad, just really sad to see a mind on religion...

You guys can't even agree on what a 'true Christian' is... LOL

and want to claim that there is no such thing as an atheist... LMAO

IMHO

A real atheist usually just had more fun and laughs at the idea of Religion while pointing out how dangerous it is, while the fake ones are usually deadly serious and sound more like they preaching to other theists.

There there. You just go and play and don't worry about the people who don't believe in your imaginary friend. He's real for you and that's all that matters. Let the grown ups talk now.

A real atheist never talks about religion at all.

If you are still talking about religion, it is still controlling you.

let them burn a bible.

The real ones will burn a bible with no hesitation.

The fake ones will be hesitant thinking god will punish them.

The entire Internet is now dumber for you having posted this question.