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Emmbaressing Flatulence?
It is her first date with the office supervisor. They are going to a charity concert and her nerves are a little on edge in expectation. As he rings the doorbell she feels an enormous urge to pass wind but she stifles it and answers the door to him. Out in the dark street he ushers her into the front of his car and then says "I´ll just pop over to the shop for some cigarettes"
Immediately she takes the opportunity to let go a real ripsnorter, lifting her bum cheeks off the seat.
A few seconds later he returns and says " Oh, I´m sorry, I forgot to introduce you to my parents" indicating the two people sitting in the gloom of the backseat!
5 Answers
- Dog StarLv 68 years agoFavorite Answer
He brought mommy and daddy on a date? Wow, forget about the fart, talk about pathetic! If the fart doesn't kill the relationship that sure will!
- ?Lv 78 years ago
Without batting an eyelid, she very surreptitiously reached into her coat pocket, turned and asked:
"Was it you who put this whoopee cushion on my seat?"
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- GringoLv 68 years ago
6 months later she's saying.......I regret having held in even a single fart for you. ......
