What is the best way to get a girlfriend?

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You should enjoy your life as it is or improve it instead of worrying about relationships. It will come. I'm turning 29 this December and I haven't had a relationship in almost eight years. I'm still enjoying myself being single and I went back to school for a different degree. Just worry about improving yourself first then all the rest will come.

First off you need to change your appearance and get an ego. Go to Salvation Army and buy a jogging jacket and some jogging pants. Get a sweatband and put it on your forehead. Go buy some gold bling and put it around your neck. Go to your local grocery store and stick a cucumber down your pants. Hold your chin up high and stick your chest out like a macho man with the mindset that your poop doesn't stink. Women want a man with some self confidence.

Be yourself and become friends with and get to know girls.