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funny things your toddler says?
Just curious to know what other toddlers say that are funny. My son has a bunch of funny words that are so memorable.
Draclia= Dracula
Fagalous=Fabulous
Yogrit= Yogurt
whore cut= Haircut
vaniva= Vanilla
vegivles=vegetables
knife and ***= knife and fork
Pecca= Rebecca
snow soup=snow suit
Elfagetti= Alpha ghetti
Plaw Plaws=Loblaws
Warmart=Walmart
There's a bunch more but can't think of them right now.
Some other ones are: masgetti= Spaghetti
Mr. and Mrs. Robin Hood = Mr. and Mrs. Robertson (our neighbours)
I crean = Ice Cream
Heecopoctor= Helicopter
6 Answers
- Peachy PerfectLv 77 years agoFavorite Answer
I work with kids, some toddlers but mostly kids ages 3-6 with speech delays. Here are some of the better ones I have heard over the years:
"skanking" = skiing
"diks" = discs
(for the above two I had to stifle many a giggle)
"Bwip-mee" = Brittany (my name)
"Wah-mark" = Walmart
"queet" = squish
"special me" = especially
"boopie" = belly
"wamoom" = balloon
"Tah-sih" = Thomas (from Thomas the Tank Engine)
"(I think you know what goes here)" = fire truck
"Life-a-queen" = Lightning McQueen (from the movie Cars)
- 7 years ago
(These are not things said by my toddler; these are by toddlers I know)
Monopoly = ponopoly
Work = walk
Helicopter = hubbaleeda
Lemonade = mennanade
Funny = runny
Spaghetti = pisghetti
Rank = w*** (he couldn't say 'r' properly!)
Club = crub
Glove = glub
Fly = thly
Pond = bornd
The whore cut and snow soup and Mr and Mrs Robin Hood things are funny :P
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- Anonymous7 years ago
I don't have any kid but I nanny some, plus I have a niece.
Niece age 2.5:
Appa Joos (Apple Juice)
Eh-wee (Ellie, her name)
Paw-ee: Potty
Soapie Sophie (my dog)
Dicky: Dixie (her dog)
Gamma: Grandma
Dink: Drink
Fute Sack: Fruit Snack
Kid I nanny age 18 months:
Mo: more
ee: eat
muck: milk
wa wa: water
joo: juice
ba: ball
da: dog
Kid I nanny age 3 (has a speech problem)
moody: movie
I wat foo: I want food
ca-poo-door: computer
cuh: car
ray-dol: rachel (my name)
- 7 years ago
wampire yaries= vampire diaries
obster= lobster
spit pea opp= split pea soup
spahetti= spaghetti
My fav off your list is "snow soup", so cute!
