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? asked in Arts & HumanitiesHistory · 7 years ago

Did you know that WWII was started by aliens!?

Way back when, the aliens elected a new leader by the name of Ah. Ah was a hostile alien, and wanted to take us over. So, in 1941, BAM! The aliens bombed Pearl Harbor, and so we declared war on each other. I honestly can't believe that we won against the aliens, because, you know, they're aliens!

Update:

Yes, I knew that Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese. I just couldn't think of anything to put without giving them away, so I just put the entire Axis forces under the "aliens" unbrella. Also, about Ah, he is unhappy about how you don't like his name. Expect a sudden alien probing in the next week.

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago
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    WHAT?! I didn't even think that aliens existed? How can this be? Are you sure?? :O

  • Lenny
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Well, the aliens were fighting each other in Europe and Asia before that, so I see a few flaws in your theory.

    EDIT

    Also, "AH"? Really? Adolf Hitler? You couldn't think of anything more creative? And the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor. They might've been ambitious enough to attack the USSR, but not both the US and the USSR with Britain still in the fight =P

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Wrong WW2 was caused By Wall St and Corporate USA and the Us Government who claimed Isolationism and Neutrality yet from 1921 was Interfering in German Politics with the Dawes and Young plan

    then this Neutral Country had sanctions against Japan

    a Neutral country stays Home and Minds its own Business but since 1916 the USA has never stopped

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Realising that they will never be a world power , the Aliens have decided to settle for being a world nuisance

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Yes, aliens did side with the Axis and that's why we still have UFOs sightings.

  • 7 years ago

    AAh ! I was waiting for this to happen. Why don't you write a book ? That it is the Aliens & not the American drones, killing people on Af Pak border. ISI would jump to it.

  • tuffy
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    There are no primary or secondary sources that have ever indicated aliens existed in our solar system or the universe.

  • 7 years ago

    Sure. Whatever.

  • 7 years ago

    No it wasn't.

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