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serious troll asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 7 years ago

Did Jesus have bodily functions?

Are there Jesus poop relics, or Jesus sweat relics, or Jesus pee relics? Would they not smell?

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  • Fitz
    Lv 7
    7 years ago
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    You mean like a holy s h i t?

    *applause*

    Thank you very much, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress!

  • Deino
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    I don't think there's any sort of relic, but Jesus was fully human and fully God.

    So, we do know that he ate. I'm sure that his "fully human" part included digestion and other excretory systems also.

  • †Archangel TJ†
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Yes everything from Jesus is holy.

  • Angie
    Lv 6
    7 years ago

    Naw, I think he did usually manage to control it, but did shart one time.

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  • Jim V
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    "serious troll" fits.

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