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A few questions for people who have a close personal relationship with Jesus...?

What makes him cry?

What makes him laugh?

What is his favorite song?

What is his favorite color?

You see I have a close personal relationship with my wife. I know what makes her cry. I know what makes her claugh. I know her favorite movie, her favorite book, and her favorite song. I know that her favorite color is purple.

So tell me, how well do you know this Jesus? Is it the height of arrogance to say that you have a close personal relationship with Jesus, when 2 billion people claim the same thing?

Update:

Trent, you know this for a fact do you? Tell me, what was he really like, outside of what is written in your books?

Update 2:

Carl, you weren't there were you? You can't say any of that for certain.

Update 3:

Ebidmilech, That's like me reading a book and thinking I have a close relationship with Benjamin Franklin.

Update 4:

You know these things because you've read it in a book. That's not close or personal. His favorite song is There is Power in the Blood? If you don't know this for certain, you're merely lying for Jesus.

Update 5:

Hilarious, one of you said purple, one said blue, another said red, and another said white.

Update 6:

Arch, you have a good imagination, but truthfully, you don't know him at all.

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  • cuja1
    Lv 4
    7 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    The extent of my relationship with Jesus, sadly, is like that of a spoiled brat constantly asking for more and barely giving anything in return.

    I believe that He tells me when I am doing something wrong and I believe that He has given me many things.

    I don't fully understand the relationship part, but I believe it is out there. It is only arrogant if they are lying and that is something that can't be proven. Wouldn't you want a relationship with the creator of the universe if it were possible?

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    What makes Him cry?

    Sinners who refuse to come to Him for Salvation.

    What makes Him laugh?

    People that rage against Him.

    What's His favorite color?

    You do realize we're talking about the Being who created the visible light spectrum, right? He perceives all color as part of the whole of the electromagnetic spectrum. Color is something he allowed your eyes to see to help you function in this reality. It doesn't mean the same thing to Him that it does to you.

    His favorite Song?

    You do realize that to Him, it is what is in the heart of the singer, more than the song itself, that matters, right? I mean whether it is a Gregorian Chant or the latest worship song, what matters is the sincerity of heart of the person singing it. He has heard ANGELS sing. Nothing we humans could do, in the physical realm, matches that. But the worship that proceeds from the heart of a Born Again Christian is something sweeter than even the angels can produce.

    He really doesn't care WHICH SONG. He cares about the heart behind it.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Before that let us decide. We get only two points for each questions. You have thus raised four question in a single short. We should thus get 8 point. Will you compensate the loss.

    Moreover, our relations with God is a Sacred One and also secret, which should not be divulged to everybody. You can tell your thick friends or close relative on whom you have complete trust.

    Source(s): own
  • 7 years ago

    What makes him cry? people who purposely sin and refuse to repent

    What makes him laugh? a soul who repents and seeks the salvation he offers

    What is his favorite song? there is power in the blood

    What is his favorite color? blue and red

    So tell me, how well do you know this Jesus? i know him very well

    Is it the height of arrogance to say that you have a close personal relationship with Jesus, when 2 billion people claim the same thing?

    no its not arrogant at all

    is it arrogant for you claim you have a close personal relationship with your wife when she has other friends who are close to her also but may not be close to you?

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  • 7 years ago

    What makes him Cry? When people suffer or also people refuse to repent.

    (John 11:35) (Luke 19:41, 42)

    What makes him laugh? When God uses humble people to glorify his father. (Luke 10:21)

    What is his favorite song? Maybe the song in Rev. Ch5:9,10

    What is his favorite color? I'm still working on that one. I know he likes White because it stands for purity, but maybe white is not a color.

    Source(s): Bible
  • 7 years ago

    Jerusalem (metaphorically) makes him cry.

    He laughed at the Romans who thought it was He himself on the Cross.

    His favorite song is the Psalm he mentioned during the crucifixion.

    His favorite color is purple.

    EDIT: My proof that I have a personal relationship with him is how he is guided me to true Christianity and how he continues to show me new things everyday.

    RE-EDIT: God is within ourselves and he reveals himself differently to each individual. Jesus said in Matthew that the disciples were allowed to hear the secret teachings, but the public must hear it in parables.

    Source(s): Gnostic Christian The Key is right in front of you!
  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    I think it would be impossible to have a relationship with a zombie...

    But I'm sane... sort of ;)

    I'll come back to see the answers.

    ~

  • 7 years ago

    When we sin

    When we take our scruples to seriously

    Any song that praises God

    Red and White.

  • 7 years ago

    I knew it was one of these.

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