I want to teach myself dutch?

I know that's not actually a question. Regardless. I'm planning on at least sort of attempting to teach myself Dutch in preparation for a hypothetical future emigration or extended visit to Western Europe, probably Belgium. Dutch, being a somewhat "useless" and rarely-spoken language outside of the Netherlands and Flanders, doesn't really have a derth of information availible on the internet in readily-accessable forms, the way lots of more popular languages do. So. I need "how to Dutch" on the internet websites. Free is preferable, but if it's really good I am willing to drop some money on it (although I'm sort of broke and can't afford a whole lot)