HELP I TOUCH MY PENIS?

OMG MAN IM KINDA WORRIED FOR YOU. But don't worry there is a way to undo it:

1) within a week you have to redo the action with vinegar on your penis and rub money on it ( pref £50 )

2) after this you have to vigerousley rub it with the soap while praying , your penis may hurt a lil.

3) after praying your penis must touch many innocent things ( not people , thats rapey) innocent like a flower or the warmth of the sun.

4) next get a priest to kiss it.

5) after that at exactly 2:25 in the morning you have to strip off, lie in your bed, rest the bible on your d!ck and say these words "heavens chicken leg bless me and undo what i have done" repeat this several times till you see a chicken leg on your stomach ( illusion) .

6) close your eyes and you should be in the shower right before you touch it.

There is no way to undo it but you won't go to hell. There many many worse things that you could do. You can touch your penis whenever you want as long as it's yours.

dude you just discovered masterbating dude how do you piss it is ok to touch your self you not going to hell my grand dad died a year ago and owned a church I bet he touch himself I don't know but he told me it is not a sin not a big deal do it again not a big deal

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haha you're fine you just discovered masturbation! it's completely natural, and everyone does it (even girls!) there is nothing to be ashamed of ! and no, of course you are not going to hell! there is no ill health problems that masturbation causes. everything is ok

So how the heck do you pee and clean your gear? Your body you can touch it all you want.Geez.