I think I am being haunted?

Okay, (nearly) jam all over the walls? Have you taught the kids to clean up after themselves? You might want to if you haven't yet.

Pigeon writing on the windows? Perhaps you want to move the bird feeders a little ways away from the house. Hummingbird feeders are a lot less mess but sometimes nature's mess is worth it.

Pots and pans all over the floor? It can cause quite a din, but keeps baby happy. Babies can cause more noise when they aren't happy, so relax and get used to it. It doesn't last too long--actually, not long enough.

Perhaps you might want to invest in a wall clock without a second hand if you can't stand the constant tick-tock. Or learn the tick-tock baby rhyme (tick-tock, the mouse ran up the clock) so you can entertain baby and won't have the din of pots and pans all at the same time.

Invite a priest over? Sure, I'll bet he would love to join you for lunch. Go for it!

Edit: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't answer your question. Are you haunted. Yes, of course. All Parents are. You'll find you even dream about it at night. But rest assured, you'll survive it.

Who else lives in the house? If you are the only one, what were you doing the night before? Who has a key to your place? Maybe you should answer these questions before you cal a priest. Besides, I think you might need to be a practicing Roman Catholic in order to get a priest to help you.

Prank? Vandalism?

No, just get your mum to scare it off with her 7 inch flick knife

her favourite 7 inch flick knife

No your not --What more can I say